Gooned

To castrate one's self and remove their own genitals

He gooned himself in the pain olympics, now he's a eunuch

by zer0ofTime March 19, 2022

Goon

An rather silly individual

Patrice was a total Goon!

by Andy the Gurk February 10, 2022

Goon Grizzle

ogre slanf for cum

yummy Goon Grizzle in my mouth

by penis rrrrrrr October 30, 2021

Goon

A generally low ranking member of the Unorganized Militia. These are generally the most disposable members of a revolution, that exist to die protecting Liberty and overthrowing tyranny. True Goons are well trained and have the "Speak Softly, but carry a big stick" mentality. They are lovers of people and defenders of freedom. Goons have no racial, Gender, religious, orientation, or Socioeconomic criteria to join. They are an all inclusive group and welcome anyone (besides tyrants and pedophiles).

The Goons are down at the Public library, wearing plate carriers with their rifles, to keep the mayor from burning the books that cover the terrible things the Nazi's did.

by George Washington's Ghost October 1, 2021

Goon stance

The stance every background goon stands in. Stand feet slightly apart with hands folded in front.

You ever notice every background guy in Breaking Bad stands the same way? Yeah man it's the goon stance.

by Flip Janson July 16, 2021

Beaver Goons

A gang of beavers proficient in beating the bazinga out of human offspring.

Tyrone hired an army of beaver goons to exercise the concept of a lack of living, breathing, or otherly activities.

by Remathen July 28, 2021

balloon goon

A typical annoying prick who thinks he’s cool but has never realised the size and shape of his stupid bearded head. If I drew a beard on a balloon it would like him.

I was working with that balloon goon again today, his massive head kept obstructing my view and his chat was worse than someone who works in I.T.

by Skussgoffaguss May 30, 2021