Eskimo goggles

Dipping both testicles in cum then placing both testicles on each eye, causing a goggle effect. The term Eskimo is in reference to the white of the cum on the recipients eyes.

Try seeing through those thick running eskimo goggles!

by TobuscusSpeedRun May 7, 2020

Goggle

A Computer Destructive Website For People Who Misspelled Google.com

Person: Tries To Enter Google.com But Misspells it as Goggle.com
Person: NOOOOOOOOOOOO I MEANT GOOGLE.COM!

by randompersonthattellsyoustuff August 10, 2020

Corona Goggles

Similar to beer goggles, however its when you have been in lockdown for far too long that you would find anyone attractive. Especially when they are covered up by a face mask.

Am I really attracted to you or is it the corona goggles talking?

by tippycamelbak September 25, 2020

Puss Goggles

Spectacles that provide one with visual prowes to improve ones ability to perceive the presence of "Pussy". This item also increases odd of succession for acquiring said "Pussy". ( odds are as follows: base success increase +35% with a +/- 3.5%-5% varying on Age/Income/Class/ and or Pimp Ass Ride)

Damn bro, yo Puss goggles give you sum mad Puss game.

by Aristondemos October 30, 2020

weeb goggles

Similar to beer goggles, 'weeb goggles' refers to a condition in which the wearer looks upon an object or phenomenon more favourably than they otherwise would simply because it is Japanese. Unlike beer googles, weeb goggles are not caused by alcohol consumption, but rather by being a weeb (person obsessed with Japan and its culture).

Porco Rosso kinda sucks, you just can't admit it because you see every Ghibli film through weeb goggles.

by zeroartisticvalue October 20, 2020

Single goggles

When you're single, this can occur at any point, and everyone around you starts becoming attractive and you start to develop pointless crushes on anyone who spends any kind of time with you.

"Dude, I think I am falling in love with the girl who sits behind me in chemistry."
"She has a boil on her chin, and smells like old baking grease... it's just the single goggles, bro."

by BuckinNightmare September 6, 2017

burmuda goggles

A man placing his nut sack entirely over his partners eyes as to cover each eye with each nut.

I took a deep swim last night with James. The Burmuda goggles he gave me were quite arousing.

by Pibber September 8, 2017