backwards goggles

A sex position which includes placing your ballsack on top of the girls eyes, almost like goggles and then spinning so that your balls rotate across her eyelids.

Hey Rick, me and my girlfriend performed the backwards goggles last night!

by Storythistle March 9, 2017

Eskimo goggles

Dipping both testicles in cum then placing both testicles on each eye, causing a goggle effect. The term Eskimo is in reference to the white of the cum on the recipients eyes.

Try seeing through those thick running eskimo goggles!

by TobuscusSpeedRun May 7, 2020

Swedish Goggles

When you hang your nuts over a girls forehead and they cover her eyes like a pair of goggles.

"After I busted a nut I laid my dick on her head and gave her Swedish goggles"

by Uncle Virg December 3, 2020

Arabian goggles

To place your testis’ on someone’s eye sockets and let you your penis drape over their nose, thus producing a more’ eastern’ looking nose

When the wind kicked up the sand, I gave my girl the Arabian goggles to prevent sand from penetrating her eyes and nasal passages

by Hip hop potamus August 4, 2022

Mason Goggles

When your standard for a guy you would have sex with is drastically lowered because you attend George Mason University.

Heard she started going out with Greg, I think she just gas a serious case of mason goggles.

by PooptyWhooptyScoop September 30, 2021

Porn goggles

When someone's perspective of someone else is altered by predicting or imagining what they look like in a sexual context.

"That barmaid looks wise is a 3, but my porn goggles are saying she's a 9"

by Porngoggles August 24, 2015

goggles coroika

The ridiculously stupid main character of Coroika (aka the Splatoon manga). He pantses people (most commonly Rider) for some codforsaken reason and consumes pickled plums. On the ridiculous Team Blue who always wins.

Some people belive he doesn't deserve his plot armor.

Diver: "Why didn't you invite Goggles to the party?"
Aloha: "He would pants EVERYONE."
Diver: "Yeah,"

Someone: "Goggles coroika is stupid."

by your_enby.frenemy November 26, 2023