Global God

One who has mastered online low-stakes NL hold 'em in his/her first week of play. Named after the 2-time amateur chuddles who binked his way to four WSOP bracelets within his 7 days as an amateur.

He jams seven-deuce off-suite and gets the bink! An official Global God!

If you guys need me, I'll be in the Global God's chat room.

by J.J. Binks June 29, 2018

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globgolubgolub

A globgolubgolub is a meme like doge. The globgolubgolub is a very dead but still pretty good meme

OH NO THE GLOBGOLUBGOLUB STOLE ALL MY YEAST AND BOOKS

by DictionaryGod2323 October 19, 2018

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Global Noob News

News for Noobs

Did you see the new Global Noob News report?

by Optimus26Prime November 6, 2018

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Globbing

Globbing is when one takes a glob and hits it in a dab rig.

Hey did you try globbing yet ?

by Two Blunt November 18, 2018

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Synonym for Successful. Achieving success with style and elegance on any scale.

GLOBAL is not just a word, but a lifestyle.

Individuals who are GLOBAL tend to feel like they're destined to be successful or can see themselves being successful. GLOBAL is when achieving success becomes a lifestyle.

MS: Yo, F£MY's new song is too lit!!
T: Trust me, he's going GLOBAL for sure!

by thecoziestboi January 27, 2019

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