ghetto vasectomy

This action occurs when a poor male is too financially unstable get a vasectomy, and as an alternative they take a powerful object (i.e a sledgehammer) and strike upon their testicles. The result is no more child support bills and legitimate balls.

My man Deandre is already paying $20,000 per year in child support for sketchy hookers so when we were about to fuck he gave himself a ghetto vasectomy. Instead of fucking we ended up in the emergency room.

by YourMom68+1 December 22, 2013

Ghetto Sangria

An alcoholic beverage made by mixing red wine and Coke.

I'm drinking ghetto sangria.

by tigger2tfn June 29, 2016

Ghetto Buffer

The area of ghetto and bad neighborhoods that separates a major city from the surrounding suburbs. To get to downtown, one must either go through, or around the Ghetto Buffer.

Wife: Honey, why are you getting on the freeway? It's a shorter trip on the smaller roads because of all the traffic on the interstate.
Husband: I'm not driving this car through those shitty neighborhoods. We have to avoid the Ghetto Buffer.

by Konbadboi July 26, 2016

ghetto knocking

Knocking hard on the door like you da police!

Nigg@, don't be ghetto knocking on my door. Who the f#$% you think you is? The police?!? Nigg@ please!!!!

by Two legit 2-Quit May 17, 2018

ghetto boujee

A mixture of ratchetness, a dash of class, and a sprinkle of impatience

I’m not difficult, I’m ghetto Boujee baby

by Mami Reina June 20, 2019

ghetto creep

When the unsavory element gradually expands to neighborhoods that used to be considered upper class.

We never had to lock our doors at night in this neighborhood, but because of the ghetto creep over the last few years we can't leave anything out without it disappearing. The bad part of town used to be miles away, now it's in this neighborhood too.

by Acquireutah September 3, 2017

ghetto palate

When good taste is a waste.

Forget the finer things in life, box wine trumps a fine Sancerre, chicken thighs slays organic free range, who needs Alaskan king salmon when fish-A-filet is basting in oil at McDonalds?

Most girls I meet on Tinder have ghetto palate which is cool for me. Cheap date , fast fuck rinse and repeat!

by Crotch pheasant November 23, 2017