Ghetto Buffer

The area of ghetto and bad neighborhoods that separates a major city from the surrounding suburbs. To get to downtown, one must either go through, or around the Ghetto Buffer.

Wife: Honey, why are you getting on the freeway? It's a shorter trip on the smaller roads because of all the traffic on the interstate.
Husband: I'm not driving this car through those shitty neighborhoods. We have to avoid the Ghetto Buffer.

by Konbadboi July 26, 2016

ghetto plastic

When you open up someone's wallet, and you see like 12 credit cards in there, because they're too poor to pay them off so every time they max them out they just get a new one, and they're all in someone else's name.

Dude, are you broke or what? You're packing some serious ghetto plastic.

by radiochu October 11, 2010

ghetto ridge

Or better known as westridge is located in the beautiful projects of orlando florida next to the OBT which is well known for late night hookers and druggies who have fights with themself in the middle of the road. This middle school is full of people that i dont even know hpw they made it to this country. The vast majority of this school is Haitian, Puerto Rican, or Dominican with less than 4% being white or asian. This school is school is full of fake booshie thots that will do amything for attention. 89% of the people here either own a gun, smoke weed, drink at school, and/or are sluts. Aside from all that, it is a wonderful school. Go warriors!

#1What school you go to?

#2Ghetto ridge.

#1 Do you go to westridge?
#2 Dont you mean ghetto ridge?

by That one person @westridge April 14, 2014

ghetto hop

to boost yourself over a fence only using your arms. not letting your feet touch.

the po lice was on me like i was donuts so i ghetto hopped some fence and they fat asses just forgot about me.

by "STAT" March 14, 2009

Ghetto Blessing

An minor unexpected win.
Term made popular in Chicago.

When you go to Wendy’s and order 4 nuggets but you get 5... ghetto blessing.

When you find a $5 in the laundry...ghetto blessing

by Encinitas Man April 22, 2021

Ghetto Tamale

Ghetto tamale or ghetto tamales are one of the best comfort foods in a prison or a penitentiary. They are a mixture of crushed ramen noodles and crushed chips of any kind soaked in boiling water. It is what most like to eat alone in their cells hidden from their cellys after having an unpleasant jail meal or not enough food. If seen making it by other people around the tank or your celly they are bound to ask you for a piece.

Ingredients:

-1 bag of top ramen plain, no seasoning needed.

-1 bag of chips of your choice offered in a commissary.
-Empty bag of chips or noodles
-Boiling water
-Spork

Instructions:
Get the bagged ramen closed and start crushing the noodles till they are small crumbs or little pieces then open it. Take out the seasoning and save it since that is used to salt the tasteless food offered there, your celly will appreciate that. Get the bags of hips, open it and start crushing them till fine crumbs. Empty the bag of crushed ramen crumbs into the bag of crushed chips then mix it well. Add boiling to hot water, make sure you don’t fill it up with lots of water if not it won’t work just enough water to solidify the contents. Close the bag of chips rolling it into a bundle then roll it inside your blanket for best results. Let it sit there for 20-30 minutes, and enjoy.

Celly 1: Yo I’m about to make myself a ghetto tamale since the lunch food had so little food.

Celly 2: You make sure to save the seasoning because the green beans were so tasteless, and tomorrow they serving eggs so it goes good with the eggs.

Celly 3: Yo I’ll trade you a full roll of toilet paper for half of your tamale deal?

Celly 1: Fuck no homie get your own chips and ramen these aren’t cheap here you know.

by joshwua915 May 11, 2021

democrat ghetto

Every urban city ghetto in the US is run by democrats.

Memphis is just another example in a long line of democrat ghettos.

by Rev Sharpton February 17, 2023