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groom my frog

Groom my frog can be used in a scenario when you need to get off the phone because it’s awkward silence or they talk to long.
Hold on! I got to go, i have to groom my frog
by Taterbug January 13, 2023
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Cartwheeling frog-job

When the female does a cartwheel mid-sex, and the male catches her feet and proceeds to eat her out while the female starts giving the male a blowjob while she is still upside down (practically 69). If they both have enough strength and space, they then will start cartwheeling around the room whilst still performing 69
Me and my girlfriend experimented with different sexual activities last night. We tried the Cartwheeling frog-job and it was dizzy but rather fun!
by Large DangleWanger 1678 July 26, 2020
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Golden Frog Watch

A particular, horrible sexual term that can mean so many inappropriate things. Mainly directed to a girl eating lunch with a group of friends. The girl that the term is directed to is not personal, but true. It involves anybody using frogs to get high during sex. The frogs must be of high price hence to word "Golden". While high, the users, or user, will use the frog to fill any hole not occupied with the mans penis. Many frogs can be used more than once. The word "watch" does not mean seeing, but it actually means like a wristwatch. After experiencing orgasm, or more commonly known as, "Jizzin on dat hoe", you would wipe up the semen with the watch, and the girl would then slide the watch on her wrist and say, "This cum drippin down ma wrist is a signal for me to go. The frog must stay in, or on the empty "hole" until she gets in the car. That is a golden frog watch.
"Me and Jenny had the nicest Golden Frog Watch last Night"
or
"Im sorry sir, your wife died from the golden frog watch."
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compton frog hop aka fayetteville frog hop

Sex position: step #1 you stand up with woman’s legs over your shoulders and her arms around your neck and fully inserted . step #2 while holding her waist and with full penetration bend at the knees and hop.
For visual aid see Mel (Ving Rhames) and Juanita (A.J. Johnson) in the 2001 movie Baby Boy thats how you do the compton frog hop aka fayetteville frog hop
by Juan Marin October 29, 2008
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battery powered frog

an unattractive male with great prowess in the bedroom. One able to keep things hopping all night long.
Man!.....that guy isn't much to look at..... but he's a battery powered frog.
by Jimtara March 15, 2008
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Frog's well fallacy

A frog's well is a common form of argument and is an informal fallacy. It's a common fallacy, where a broad generalized claim is made on the pretext of a small geographical area, ignoring the rest of the globe. One who engages in this fallacy is said to be "digging frog's well".
Statements like, "You know what! Sanskrit is the mother of all languages." are considered frog's well fallacy. The one who is making this kind of fallacious arguments, is digging frog's well.
by rationalanarya February 11, 2018
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frog cunty bitch

A Frog Cunty Bitch is particularly an 8th grade teach who is constantly in a bad mood and gets pissed at you for apparent reason and looks like a humanoid frog and smells like total bottom, and looks like she weighs 400 pounds
by truthfully m@n February 23, 2020
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