tom fletcher

the fat one from mcfly whose life would be made a lot better/easier/more enjoyable/happier if his name was changed to Janith.

Janith. Janith. Janith.

by calrer00lz December 22, 2004

big dick flex

You Deadass have a dick that can bend and go like a motherfucking helicopter in that wet ass pussy.

*during sex*
Oh yes daddy please use your big dick flex maneuver on me oh yea~
* Fucking DEMOLISHES THAT FUCKING BITCH LEAVING HER MOTIONLESS IN ORGASM*

by FrankTheDankyea February 16, 2018

flet

to have sex.

"I fletted my boyfriend last night."

"I just wanna flet tonight."

by lawlzzlwal February 2, 2010

flert

when a gay man finds another man attractive

in a bar and a man stands close enough to you then farts and you tell your boy yo this guy just farted and he replies no bro hes flerting....2. when a man farts. and another man hears it and say hay that sounds like its just my size

by flerting March 30, 2021

flex time

Time ostenibly spent in the bathroom (derivative of "to flex" = Pooping) but more to the point spent at other pursuits - video solitare, reading the newspaper, collecting your thoughts, jerking off, or all of the above - while in the stall and/or bathroom. Occurs daily worldwide.

Dave stood, grabbed the crossword puzzle and headed for the bathroom. "I'm going to take some flex time," he announced

by unclebustter May 18, 2006

Fexting

when you try to seem popular by pretending to be texting on your phone (usually to impress the opposite sex or to avoid conversation).

hey bro, stop fexting and talk to these girls.

by Richard Zucker October 17, 2009

flex

smiply put, to roll a blunt

Give me a minute dog, I gotta flex this "L" real quick

by Native Slang December 9, 2008