fapping fest

A fest where men come and masterbate to each others bodies

Man I just went to the world wide fapping fest it was lit. Fap

by m&mlover May 20, 2016

Fyre Fested

When an event is supposed to happen but the people in charge fuck everything up

"Yo are you still going to DJ that party at USC?"
"Nah that shit got fyre fested the person in charge was trying to use ticket money to pay for the equipment and it fell through"

by k?d47 February 1, 2019

Asgardsrei festival

Annual underground music festival which used to take place in Moscow, Russia from 2012 to 2013, moved to Kiev, Ukraine since 2014. The Asgardsrei festival mainly hosts several underground black metal / heavy metal bands. The festival took its name from 1999 album released by Absurd, a notable German pagan black metal band. Asgardsrei festival was founded by Alexey Levkin, and organized by Militant Zone record label. It is often associated with the NSBM scene.
List of notable bands that have ever performed and featured:
M8L8TH (Russia),

Nokturnal Mortum, Akvlt (Ukraine),

Peste Noire, Baise Ma Hache (France),

Dark Fury, Sunwheel, Selbstmord (Poland),

Satanic Warmaster, Goatmoon (Finland),

Absurd, Stahlfront, Nordglanz (Germany),

Terrorsphära (Austria),

Frangar (Italy),
Der Stürmer, Wodulf, Acherontas (Greece)

Judging from their, it must be a very fun underground music festival to attend. I wonder if Asgardsrei festival will be held again soon on 2021 so forth after the pandemic ends.

by KisaragiHina313 April 17, 2021

Emmett Cherry Festival

A carnival with about 15 rides that visits Emmett, Idaho the second full week in June. It's just about the most exciting thing that happens all summer. A wristband costs $20 bucks and you can ride rides all day. The tickets they sell are a rip off. I think everyone would agree that the Zipper, Kamikazee, and the Ali Baba are the best rides there. It's normally pretty fun.

"The Emmett Cherry Festival was the highlight of my whole summer!"

by idahoan June 28, 2009

Potato and Corn Festival

The most exciting thing that happens to the state of Conneticut. Sometimes peaple cancel vacations to simply go for a day, and others go to have a chance to hang out with friends or someone they want to be friends with. Peaple of Conneticut flock to the festival, crowding streets that usually have one or two cars on it at a time (the daily farm tractor does not count) For some reason a starch food festival is needed somewhere.

Person one: Im going to the Potato and Corn festival today
Person two: Its because that girl is going isnt it?
Person one: No! Why would I go just for one girl!
Person two: its the P&C festival! We all have done it.

by Sees tractors daily July 23, 2011

futuristic fuck fest

having sex while teleporting somewhere in a teleportation machine

we fucked in a teleportation machine and joined the futuristic fuck fest

by layla and filip July 13, 2019

The Ford Festiva Fiesta!

This is when you line up a bunch of Hispanic women in the back seat of your Ford Festiva. If you need room it is ok to fold down the seats. Then, you go right down the line and eat each one out then make them all take you to a Chipotle drive-thru together in the car. They pay.

“Yo Santoro! I just bought this POS car for 12 bucks! Once I fill it up with gas I’m gonna do a mall drive by and pick up 9 lucky ladies and jamb them in the back to break this shitbox in with The Ford Festiva Fiesta! ”

“Well that’s one way to go. Leave your windows down next time you take that thing to a car wash.”

by Who stole my shoes? April 9, 2020