It was a mistake a horrible mistake. I should have known better to get the milk, but instead I have wet the hole. In return I have spawned a true disgrace upon earth. I hope whoever sees this does not make the same mistake I did. The moral of the story is to always buy XL. DONT READ THIS COLTON.
by Xenoblade March 23, 2023
Noun: one who does not get crunk, one who will miss the big game to pick up his or her daughter, one who did not have any affiliates to high school parties and believes strongly in morality. Verb:the act of being a trick ass cop, the act of breaking up parties and making citizen arrests.
Ex. why the fuck did you (v.)good-father at my sons party
Ex.That John is a good-father, what a duesche
Ex.That John is a good-father, what a duesche
by Ben anstratheman September 19, 2008
Also goes by the name Daddy tally or Metallica4ever. The father of the DI-32 immigrants coming to DI-17. Also the funder of the Sweden meetup.
by ailuriidae June 16, 2021
by Capt. Retardo November 24, 2016
•You impregnated someone
•Usually when you say this to a certain "person", you are stating that you got impregnated and the "person" is the father
•Usually when you say this to a certain "person", you are stating that you got impregnated and the "person" is the father
by Mikekael July 23, 2023
A guy who likes little kids and is a catholic priest. He is a pedophile and is a close friend to Big Dick Randy
Father stew is coming for u.
by Yung Chingus May 08, 2024
My father is the person who jacked it in my mother then found out I was gay and then said "Goodbye son, I'm getting some milk" and was never heard from again
by WishIsGay June 13, 2022