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lard face

A white person's fat face.
by MrWhitie February 25, 2010
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Ass face

A multipurpose insult (Note: the person in question's face may bear no resemblence to an ass)
Carol was being such an ass face today.
by tankedinatutu April 13, 2006
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pug face

1. A facial expression pertaining to grumpiness or seriousness.
2. A person who is grumpy or in a foul mood.
by Evelyn Ballintine May 7, 2008
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gnome face

A face you make when you've smelled some freshly rolled grass.
Ma$e was making his gnome face during the Big Boy Record party.
by Jeff Faust May 15, 2007
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Old Face

Can be two things; either an elderly man/woman, or a person who has aged so much for their age they HAVE an old face...
OR...
Someone you have not seen in a while.
1) The man's old face demonstrated his wisdom and long life.
2) He is only in his late thirties, but after his wild lifestyle he has a pretty old face.
3) Hey Suzy! It's been what, 5 years? It's nice to see an old face again!
by HappyGirl1993 March 6, 2011
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scrote face

Somebody with a very wrinkly face, resembling a scrotum.
Man! Robert Fryar is a real scrote face,oh....he sucks cock too.
by Master Bates June 19, 2004
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face humping

The act of humping a partner's face during a deep throat act of oral sex, rubbing the pelvic area around while thrusting, with one or two hands on the back of the partner's head for control.
Michelle kissed Jack passionately, her tongue locked with his. She gently pushed him back against the wall, her fingers working their way down his shirt, unfastening each button.
Then she started kissing his neck, as her hands kept moving downward, first grabbing him through his jeans and then yanking open his belt.
Jack moaned softly in satisfaction as she slid her mouth south, down his shoulder, pausing to flick her tongue over his right nipple, then kissing his chest, lower and lower, leaving a warm trail of kisses across his taughtened abdomen.
Finally, she hooked her thumbs in his underwear and pulled down, giggling as his erect member snapped up to brush her cheek...
She kissed the tip softly, then ran her tongue along the bottom, making him squirm in satisfaction. Then his hands were entwined in her hair, pulling her forward until she had his whole length in her mouth.
Jack then started gently thrusting towards the back of her throat, in the face humping technique.

Alternatively: Michelle let Jack indulge in frenetic face humping.
by Fedora Jack March 31, 2016
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