Face Crap

1. (n.) What my cat left waiting for me to step in as I entered into my dark bedroom; solid to semi-solid regurgitation.

2. (n.) The verbal projections of an assface or assmouth.

3. (v.) The process of regurgitating said crap (-ed, -ing).

"Ugh! What the..."

*flip lightswitch*

"Dammit Liger, couldn't you find a better place to face crap!"

by a guy with face crap on foot September 11, 2009

face sitting

When a man sits on a woman's face with his ass ("male" facesitting), or the opposite ("female" facesitting), or a man sits on another man's face with his ass ("gay" facesitting) or a woman sits on another woman's face with her ass ("lesbian" facesitting).
Usually the person under the ass licks it (an act which is called "rimming" or "rimjob").
Sometimes the man which facesits a woman also slaps her pussy for his pleasure (an act which is called "cuntslapping" or "cuntbusting").

"That big hot hunk is face sitting that girl and spanking her pussy!"

by Facesittier October 20, 2017

face burn

Face Burn: Much like the term Burn! when Person calls burn they then move their hand from the top of their face to the bottom, while saying burn, or faced, or face burn.

The palm starts at the forehead and ends with the fingers and the chin. commonly used to make fun of the person being insulted.

seen in the movie Cabin Fever

Dr mumbo, Whats he a doctor of?
OF BEING A DOG OOO FACED!

You like apples?
Yeah.
Well i fucked your sister how do you like them apples
FACE BURN!

by Lemackbl January 17, 2008

Face Paste

Facial Products.

"Like, OMG Susan, she uses pounds of face paste, its totally hot."

by KillFace Deadlips January 29, 2009

Face Crabs

When growing facial hair (face pubes) and it gets to a certain length and its itchy as hell.

Hey check out that dude scratching his face pubes , I think he must have Face Crabs. I think I might go shave off my face pubes because it's bloody itchy, I must have Face Crabs.

by Jimmy B from Oz December 22, 2009

face-shitting

def. The act of defecating upon another's facial region, visage, or depiction.

A specific threat meant to coerce others into doing one's bidding.

alternative forms: face-shat

His face looked so clean and unblemished, I felt the need to shit upon it.

God, I'm sure in a face-shitting mood today!

If you don't (make me a sandwich, write me that essay, etc.) right this instant I'm going to shit on your face!

by ShitRipper December 4, 2010

face_palm

when your face meets with your palm in an upset, mad, or frustrated mood

Bill is on YouTube and gets RickRolled. He than proceeds to face_palm.

by oNoNoMuS December 10, 2010