donkey punch

To strike a female forcefuly I the rear of her crainium at the point of climax during anal sex.
Often results in a bagel.

Jakes such a dick he donkey punched me last night then left. I woke up with such a bagel.

That asshole.

by JiggaloG March 12, 2008

Donkey Punch!

The act of playing Halo Reach online on a team slayer, aquiring a magnum or any other pistol, and meleing an enemy player from behind, resulting in an assassination animation.

if done correctly you should see the player's left hand punch the enemy in the back of the head, then a badass knife kill.

Tim: FRICKING CAMPERS!!!!!!!!

Sam: God! i know right! theyre ev-- Wait...

and DONKEY PUNCH!!!! haha! jackass!

by Mr. Snuggles!!>:( October 21, 2010

Swamp Donkey

A girl typically seen at Pomona College.

Man, that Swamp Donkey tried to get me last night, but I kicked her fat ass.

by Teener2831 February 27, 2005

donkey punch

A punch to the back of the head or neck. The punch is delivered during anal sex. The purpose of the donkey punch is to cause the recipient's anus to clench tightly on the puncher's penis, thereby enhancing the puncher's sexual gratification. See donkey blow

"Just as I was about to bust, I gave that bitch a donkey punch. I came so hard, I almost passed out."

by tony608 November 5, 2008

donkey fuck

1) Basically, when one is fucked by a donkey.
2) Also, when one fucks a donkey.

I need a good donkey fuck.

by Donkeyfucker January 28, 2003

donkey punch

The lesser known and even lesser appreciated version of the Donkey Punch, wherein you perform the normal acts of a donkey punch but then proceed to grab onto a ceiling fan and swing around over her unconscious body, trying to shit in her mouth.

"Man, sex with Michelle has been getting boring lately"
"Have you tried to donkey punch?"
"Yeah, it doesn't help."
"How about the donkey swing?"
"Bitchin!!"

by T Unit July 20, 2008

Donkey Punched

Waking up from a punch to the back of one's head after being violently fucked from behind with ejaculation all over one's back.

Julia: "Damn what a headache I've got, must have gotten Donkey Punched!"

by Mike420IM November 1, 2008