Decalcify your Pineal Gland

An euphemism for ejaculation, the act of ejaculating.

“How do you decalcify your pineal gland?”
“Ask your mum. She decalcified my pineal gland last night.”

by Fingergun Arseholster November 14, 2022

Swag Dealer

A person who considers themselves to have so much Swag that they start to sell their Swag Points for items of value, usually money.

Dealer: Hay do you want to buy some Swag?
Buyer: How much?
Dealer: 100 Points for £5
Buyer: Not a bad deal... I'll buy 500 Points!

Later...

Buyer: Hay I bought some Swag Points from this Swag Dealer earlier, they were giving a good rate too!
Buyer's Friend: I might have to buy some too!

by dehman April 9, 2013

landing the deal

to finish engaging in sex

"Before we landed the deal he ran out on me."

by Siddalee February 7, 2003

That's the Good Deal

getting even with someone who has down you wrong, screwing over an establishment or management.

Ronnie: What happened with that girl who cheated on you?

Stefan: I told her parents she gave me the clap.

Ronnie: That's the Good Deal.

by impostirevil January 19, 2010

Sore Dick Deal

An excellent deal. "You can't beat it."

AJ: "I just saw a truck sitting out in a field and payed the farmer $650 for it. Started right up!"

JT: "Damn, that's a sore dick deal!"

by Mournful3ch0 June 12, 2021

devale

devale is a kid that acts like a pervert and is always acting like a bitch snd running away from fights. he will always act like he is haveing sex with something.

he was all up on that girl acting like a devale.

by joseph j p February 24, 2008

deal

An endearing way to address one's friend; most often used in urban settings. syns: money, g, b, home skillet, negro

"He seemed to ignore, I said be for real/ She's not even worth it, to go raw deal"
-Ghoshface Killah

by Scalabrini March 3, 2004