David Lee

One of the most underrated players in the NBA, probably best player on the Knicks along with Curry and Frye, one of the few players in the NBA to average a double-double (and the only to do it while coming off the bench), the best American-born white player in the NBA (sorry Kirk), and a god to Knick fans.

Knick fan: David Lee is god!
Idiot Bulls fan: No, Kirk Hinrich is! lol
*Knicks fans gather and smite dumbass Bulls fan for blasphemy*

by DLee42 January 24, 2007

David Blowie

when a girl dresses like david bowie from the 80's and gives you a blow job

Dude me and my girl watched Labyrinth last night, and then she gave me a David Blowie

by 80's bowie May 09, 2010

david pickett

David Pickett is a man who really loves his Zom Zoms and Flamey boys

David Pickett: “Were you vaping in the bathroom Lilly?”

Lilly: “No I was doing the macarena with David Pickett”

by Thickypotpie April 14, 2022

David Cameroned

When you get dared to do something really crazy like shove your dick down a dead pig's mouth.

Mark: Why did you run around campus naked?
Kevin: I got David Cameroned into doing it

by J. Stern October 20, 2016

David Gandy

a british gentleman.

-I've met David Gandy recently!
-Oh you mean the gentleman.

by Memeboy :) November 23, 2021

Yehudah David

An American dude who thinks he’s Israeli, but really not. A Yehudah David pursues his dreams but never succeeds.

Man, he really thinks he can get job. He gonna pull a Yehudah David.

by Yd1000 August 21, 2020

David Hasselcoiffe

A hair style all it's own, that can never be repeated. Perfect wind blown seperation and body right down to the folicle. Always perfect wet or dry, sober or while throwing up on your children.

"Dude, is that him? The Night Rider guy?"
"Whoa! totally looks like him! Hairy beast-master chest and the straight up David Hasselcoiffe!"

by Cinema Mudd February 04, 2009