hate date

After a hella drawn out relationship that has been on the downturn for months you finally end it and end it badly. Rather than drunk dial you continue to go out but dispise every minute of it. The dates always end in true hateful ass slapping throat gagging brutal sex.

I think I'm done with her but I'm sure I'll keep her around for a few more hate dates.

by Jeff P Holmes March 6, 2008

3rd Date Rule

The rule amongst honorable men of certain western cultures (New England Boarding Schools) which states that a human and his or her partner must go out on exactly three dates before being formally considered a couple. If the possible couple-to-be has gone out on three dates, still unsure of if they wish to be formally considered a couple or not, the 3rd Date Rule dictates that the pair must make their decision then. Finally, the 3rd date rule states that an honorable person does not ask the same partner on three dates in a row without intention to belong to them and them alone or can otherwise be considered to be “leading them on.”

Guy 1; Hey man, I don't know when to ask this girl when to like, be my gilfriend so we are officialy going out. What is the custom as to when I should do that?
Guy 2; ...3rd Date Rule!

by Gunter McLean May 1, 2008

Dump Date

Noun) A date that one purposely goes into to gain the satisfaction of dumping someone.

The length of the relationship can range from a breakup on the same day as the dump date, or months down the line.

Usually, the longer one maintains the relationship, the greater the satisfaction of breaking up.

Hey man, I'm going out for a dump date, it'll be a quick-fix though, I'll probably break up with her tonight, I don't have much time.

by meowfulcopter April 19, 2009

Cougar Lunch Date

A date that takes place during lunch in which one is exploring if there is a romantic match between a woman in her 40s with a younger male with a good W2.

Male: I just got asked out on a Cougar Lunch Date, maybe it will lead to some afternoon delight.

I don't feel like taking him out to dinner, I'll just take him out on a Cougar Lunch Date for some drinks.

Ladies, let's meet for a Cougar Lunch Date.

by Alexisdove December 9, 2009

Skype Date

When two people set up a time to video chat on the program Skype in order to masterbate while watching the other masterbate as well. Also a nice time for strip tease.

Jill: I have a skype date later with Jack.
Julie: What are you going to take off this time?

Ben: What is a skype date, man?
Jack: A time when I get to get off while watching my girl touch herself.
Ben: I need to do that!

by Giggles44 January 10, 2010

Double Date

The use of two hands to jerk off

When I rub one out, I like to double date.

by DeezNutz February 19, 2003

D-Date

A date un-organized or un-planned but jumped into awkwardly and unofficially or a date where you are bombarded by questions and/or not able to speak

Example 1
John: Hey do you want to go to the movies
Kate: Ya sure i'll meet you there
John: Umm WTF a D-Date
Kate: O.K. cya there
John: Alright
Example 2
John: Hey
Kate: Hey omg (constant rambling)
John: Oh ya...
Kate: No no no its like (more rambling)
John: Wow O.K.

by MC Whitey1551 April 18, 2010