crusty vim

Wehn ur done with some nigga's shit so u take ur shit and rub it against Vim's Ballacks. Which then u shove into said person's face

"Fuck off bitch before I crusty vim you"

by TSmTheArrow August 18, 2016

Blood Crusties

The dried blood on your nose when you wake up and find you had a nosebleed in your sleep. Used as a expletive.

Oh, blood crusties, I forgot to do my homework.

Oh, blood crusties, we are having meatloaf.

by formerHSmomofthree July 4, 2016

Crusty

A thirsty boy who has participated in a loving wank with his right hand resulting in a sticky mess which is then not washed off for at least 2 days

That girl made him crusty, he be crusting over her all night long

by Lady red January 6, 2014

crusty bud

Inserting your weed pipe in your girls ass, then pulling it out and taking a fat rip

I gave my girl a crusty bud and git lit

by Bucky stills January 11, 2024

Crusty Pilot

The Crusty Pilot must not be taken lightly. This is when the pilot (usually in his 50’s) gets out of the cockpit mid flight to perform an orgy with everybody on the flight. Not compensating with the pilot’s needs can be dangerous, as his crusty cock can outrun any passenger.

Friend 1: How was your flight?
Friend 2: Holy shit it was amazing, I got hit with the ole Crusty Pilot.
Friend 1: You lucky son of a bitch.

by base bonwell May 11, 2018

Crusty’s

An old politician who is outdated on policy and cannot speak in clear sentences.

Danm Donald Trump and Joe Biden are a pair of crusty’s

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

by Witch man August 28, 2022