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Corning on the cob

When the penis is too big to fit inbetween someone's asscheeks or pussy flaps, so they have to sit on top of it like they would a horse, and slide up and down.
Joel: What the fuck are you doing, Courtney?!
Courtney: I'm corning on the cob, Joel!

*both laugh*
by Jakercut August 18, 2016
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corn boob

The act of having popcorn stuck in one's bra with no ability to retrieve until privacy has been obtained.
OMG...so glad the movie is over. I've had corn boob for hours!
by whosmygoodgirl October 13, 2015
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Kettle Corn

When you're taking a horrible shit and its splattering all over the toilet bowl.
Damn dude! Im putting out some serious kettle corn here!
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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Corn Harvest

Upon withdrawal, it becomes abundantly obvious that your anal sex partner is a fan of the Jolly Green Giant’s Buttery Corn Niblets.
My Grindr hook up treated me to a corn harvest I was not expecting.

I was so deep on her lower colon that I caused a corn harvest.
by Dick Onchin December 20, 2020
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Corn on the Cob

a mans penis covered in sores & bumps
he/him/they: hey baby, you wanna get outta here?
she/her/they: ew, i don’t want anything to do with your corn on the cob!
by jeremyhope52 February 23, 2021
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Corn Flip

A southern slang for a sporadic farmer. (typically one who grows a lot of corn)
John: there goes Dave being a Corn Flip.
Dave: Ahahgaghgh ima crazy hahaha.
John: No one likes you.
by Corn Flip January 15, 2022
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corn master

A guy who's signature move is to finger the asshole before he sticks it in. Especially a corn master if the girl isn't even on her period.
Girl 1: "I can't even remember what happened last night, but it sure hurts to walk."

Girl 2: "Oh I saw you go to the bedroom with that corn master Liam"

Girl 1: "Aw man he definitely fucked my ass"
by cornmaster69 December 4, 2013
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