cooter crickets

Same as "crabs" or a std.

Joe: Hey that girl is pretty bangin!
Nick: I wouldn't touch her cuz I here she has cooter crickets!

by Mattttt December 28, 2005

cooter

An Uncleanly Vagina (Cunt)

My cooter smells like tuna.

by Leah H. March 20, 2005

cooter doctor

Another word for gynecologist, often used by immature teenage girls.

Betney seemed almost pleased with her visit to the cooter doctor: Reallythoughseriously, it was bad at all!"

by Krista July 14, 2004

cooter back

When you can see a womans inner butt cheek from standing in front of her. The butt cheek behind her cooter. Most of the time it is when women are wearing really tight, really short shorts.

When she was standing on stage the audience had a very clear shot of her cooter back.

by Will June 18, 2006

copper

a cop, pig, policeman, etc, given to eating large amounts of donuts and harrassing speeders and citizens passing by. Restraurant owners put up with them due to fear of retribution; however they are avoided at all costs by others. The IQ of coppers is limited by law, because they must not realize just how stupid they are or they may quit.......and thus the world would turn to decadence ad infinitum......or would it??

The copper was so fat and stupid that I just doubled back on him and proceeded to drive home.

by lucubration September 22, 2003

Cooter

A self-centered, big forehead, snapping turtle.

Savannah is a big cooter.

by Mayaia October 2, 2005

cootersnatch

Universal meaning. Like the word fuck.

You're such a cootersnatch.

Did you have a cootersnatching good weekend?

I'm going to cootersnatch, be right back.

by negro April 11, 2005