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vehicular constipation

Anyone driving slower than you and refuses to move over to let you pass. Beware all station wagons. Or just anyone driving ridiculously slow. Beware handicap as well. I mean c'mon, you already had the accident.
vehicular constipation usually drive station wagons, or are handicapped, or foreigners, etc...
by b-tox May 17, 2012
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menstruation constellation

When you begin to break out before/during/after your period.
Sam: Why are you wearing so much makeup?
Julie: Oh, I've gotten my menstruation constellation.
by caffinitive July 4, 2014
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Dvorak Constant

A measure of insufferable behavior. The constant (DC) is the resulting value where you describe a persons ego or ID as being equal (=), to their ability to listen (I for Input), divided (/) by their ability to bloviate (O for Output times (*) your exposure to that person in seconds (ts). The formula is therefore ID=I/O*ts... get it IDIOTS...?
Trumps Dvorak Constant is almost immeasurable! His DC is reaching absurd levels of stupidity!
by ilookmarvlus May 30, 2018
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Curve Constructor

A student who you know no matter how hard they study will always fail the exam thus contributing to the curve
Damn bro, this exam is about to be rough. At least Jake is in the class, he's an absolute curve constructor
by eyrup February 26, 2020
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Toxic Constitutionalism

The act of taking the United States constitution so far, that it becomes toxic towards others.
“Hey, did you hear Todd down the street refused to wear a mask, and argued with the staff, at the local play?”

“Yeah, toxic constitutionalism sucks.”
by FriarTheTuck October 23, 2020
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Emotional-Constipation

When your emotions bottle up to a point where you don't feel them, only the stress of the presence of them. Being Emotional-Constipation is often followed by Emotional-Diarrhea
THE AMOUNT OF EMOTIONAL-CONSTIPATION THAT I AM FEELING RN IS NOT OKAY PLEASE HELP ME
by yo dey ley he hoooo March 23, 2021
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