consumafuk

A derogatory term used to define a person who is heavily invested in popular consumer culture.

A person who defines worth by material possessions.

A person who is primarily motivated by displays of wealth and status.

Despite Global Warming and concerns about petroleum resource depletion; John Q, being the consumafuk that he is, bought an SUV because he thought it would get him laid.

by A. Maxwell January 9, 2008

conservative rant

Akin to a ministered surmon.

A laborsome, albeit somewhat amusingly skewed compilation of conjecture, misunderstandings, Bible quotes, Fox News "facts", hocus-pocus, psuedo-science and fairy-tales. Usually involving loose, air-borne saliva and the use of a snot-rag.

See liberal rant.

My neighbor wouldn't shut-up about his pastor's town-hall meeting on liberals. His conservative rant lasted two whole minutes. Thank God for the Star Spangled Banner. I thought he'd never stop. My friend and I got back to the game just before kick-off.

by PlanetBJR January 1, 2011

Spring constant

The state of weather during spring. Like when the weather is cold the spring constant is low...when its way too hot...the spring constant is high!!

Armando: "Dude, why is it so cold?? Its supposed to be Spring!!"
You: "Thats coz the Spring Constant is low!"

by pashawise April 18, 2010

conservanazi

A conservative who is rabid in his/her beliefs in the Republican party and it's leaders, like rush limbaugh.

(Limbaugh coined the word "feminazis" to describe feminist. His dittoheads thought it was so funny.)

Just coined the word to describe the conservative true believer wingnuts.

Believers of limbaugh are conservanazis
limbaugh is the leader of the conservanazi republiklans.

AKA wingnuts.

by GFY cheney September 24, 2009

Conspiratainment

Dramatics created by conflicting theories,between conspiracy theorists, and their followers.

Alex Jones on 'The View' with Charlie Sheen is conspiritainment. David Icke's theory of shape-shifting reptilian entities leading a one-world government is often used in debates between celebrity conspiratainers. Jessie Ventura's show ,"Conspiracy Theory" is pure conspiratainment. Anything put out by the likes of David Wilcock,Ben Fulford,or Sorcha Faal and anyone who alligns themselves with these disinformation agents creates conspiratainment gold. Rifts that divide between subsections within certain conspiracy, for example the 9/11 truth movement provides plenty of conspiratainment; Plane-Huggers vs. No-Planers is conspiratainment .

by i811st December 29, 2011

conservatron

A person who blindly accepts all conservative ideology with no regard for scientific evidence, facts, history, or other information; a conservative robot incapable of independent thought; one who is utterly confused by ideas that do not conform to his or her conservative beliefs; often one who lacks the intellectual capability for rational argument; an ignoramus

Despite all the scientific evidence, that man believes global warming is a liberal hoax because he is a conservatron.

by NickFender August 10, 2012

Consumptionism

An ideology, or system of beliefs, that prioritizes consumption and spending above all else. Most Americans practice this, while their credit lender encourage it.

Jane: Where did Stacy get those new shoes? And the purse? I thought she said her credit card was maxed out.
Jessica: Oh, it is. But she's consumptionist--you know, she believes in consumptionism...so she opened another credit card. I think that's her tenth one now.

by Visari01 August 12, 2014