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John Conner

A 9/11 conspiracy theorist who's completely out of his mind. His tactics of preaching are to barge into the UCLA lectures and spout off his mindless babble, stand up and start chanting his Anti-American agenda in a crowded and very quiet library, and to target those in America most likely to believe his bullshit...college students.

He has a fetish for The Illuminati, Bohemian Grove, and many other waste-of-time subjects. He's known for calling nonbelievers of his far fetched conspiracy theories, Zombies. Even more so, accusing people (i.e. Bush) of being Satanic Devil Worshipers.

He also wont shut up about the New World Order.

His rather hysterical choice of apparel includes cargo shorts with a black shirt, sun glasses, and an American flag bandanna. He believes he's in his own little American Matrix.

He also is author/founder of an extremely ridiculous book/website which discuss all of his preposterous theories and fairy tales with even more preposterous and idiotic people, which I refuse to give out to people, since the last thing this man needs is publicity.
John Conner's book & website stink more then dog shit.
by Shawn PuppyStomper December 9, 2008
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Conniction

Usually known as a "conniption", but now is called conniction because it sounds better.

A fit of violent emotion, such as anger or panic.
The girl had a conniction that she couldn't control.
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Connor Hale

A brilliant Cook who want to be different.
"Man, this is some great pasta. You must be a Connor Hale"
by Bond, Covalent Bond. February 16, 2009
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conniptious

Person, (commonly female) prone to conniptions.
She is conniptious.

My wife is conniptious.

My sister-in-law is conniptious.

My boss, who is a female, is conniptious.
by Conniptarian3 July 6, 2011
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Connor

A incredibly sweet guy. Who always was to cheer you up, and will make u smile just by looking at him. He also likes sports. But he can be a bad boy at times. He has a big dick and get all the girls can, and makes all the guys jealous. Girls always fight over him.
"Damn Connor's so fine!"

#Connor #Sexy #Sweet
by BruhItsJada May 28, 2016
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Connor and Lilianna

Connor and Lilianna are the perfect couple. They new that from the second they laid eyes on eachother they new they were going to be together. Connor wanted her so bad and Lilianna wanted him so bad. Every time they walk past eachother all they want to do is grab one another. They will be together forever. Each one of them are very dirty minded, but even more when they talk to eachother. They wish they could be with eahother minute after minute and hour after hour. If you ever have a couple that you know of that have names that are Connor and Lilianna, you know what’s going on ;)
“Connor and Lilianna, the perfect couple.”
I know right?!”

“I wish I could get as down and as dirty as them.”

“God I want that so bad too.”
by imtheshit June 6, 2018
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Connor

Connor, the father of all autism.
Usually makes a worm hole in electronic devices to shove his worm dick in there because deep down he knows he could never please a living being.
Gets his jokes from Alexa and other sources of lame comedy.

Will make you resent the word "cool"

In short Connor means: Someone who is an autistic wreck.

But please note - Be kind to Connor in April, as April is autism awareness month, it isn't his fault.
Connor is the definition of autism.
by GuideToNames November 17, 2018
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