caleb stratford

A midget.

He's so short
He's caleb stratford

by Ishagcaleb April 19, 2019

Caleb Bicknell

A big nigga, usually found lifting a lot of weight, Also very Smart and funny. You can also find him whooping your bf’s ass inside the white lines during football games. Also very handsome and cute with good dick👌🏼

God Caleb Bicknell rearranged my guts last night.

You see Caleb Bicknell squat 700lbs yesterday.

Add Caleb Bicknell on Insta @C.bicknell77

by BigNiggha59 April 19, 2019

Caleb

Caleb’s are very mysterious and hide almost all emotions from the outside world.They are very average people but have a way to persuade people with their words.Caleb’s usually do not date girls unless the girl truly seems special, Caleb’s also hide their jealousy and instead act like they do not care.

Caleb is so mysterious.

by Kayla2646162 July 21, 2019

Caleb

If your a caleb it's proven that you naturally a pussy that have a small penis so if your a caleb it sucks to be you

A caleb

by Buddy legend July 24, 2019

Clambake

The opposite of a sausage fest; a gathering with more women than men.

I was hoping to meet a cute guy at the party, but it turned out to be a real clambake.

by Julieb2b August 7, 2019

Caleb

So say you break Caleb’s headphones on accident. He’s the kind of guys that will try to get you to pay him $200 for them when really he bought them for $60 5 years ago.

Person: Caleb I accidentally broke your headphones

Caleb: Those were $200 you owe me $200

by Falipe August 21, 2019

Caleb

Caleb is a HUGE nerd! The type of dude to ask for a textbook on his b-day. He may be known to be dense and sometimes even a bit of an ass but, he is a kind soul at the heart. He's probably a bit on the chubby side and may not be the most popular man in the school but, he has that one group of peeps that he hangs with.

His sense of humor is probably a bit dirty and he is most likely a weebo at heart. He likes to play with dangerous things and sometimes picks fights but, he has the kindest soul. Wide eyes and a bright smile are his most defining traits and he tends to flash them when talking to those he truly trusts.

He will always have one special girl/guy in his life that he is crushing hard on (most likely the smart one that will go on with him about geometry) but, is too afraid of rejection to make a move. Caleb has low self esteem and probably doesn't them he can be loved but, just as he has eyes on that one girl, one girl has eyes on him....

Guy 1: the homework took forever! It was so hard!

Caleb: that's what she said!!!!!

Guy 1:.........

Caleb: *laughs at his own joke*

by I wanna die!!! September 2, 2019