Valentine Chocolates

When you cum into a bowl, then use a used heroine jab to collect the cum.
Buy some caramel chocolate and use a separate needle to dispose of the caramel.
Inject the cum into the chocolate and give it to your valentine!

I gave gracie some special valentine chocolates

by Naked Chinese man February 14, 2021

Chocolate Banana

When two people have anal sex and when the guy pulls out of the anus. There is shit on his penis so his sex partner proceeds to suck all the shit off of the cock.

Damn, Emma really gave Wyatt that Chocolate Banana the other day.

by KaiShotto May 8, 2020

Chocolate Miller

A tall glass of Miller Beer that has been set on the Glitter Gulch stage so a hefty Polynesian stripper can squirt her breast milk in the glass at noon on a week day asking, "How'd you like a little chocolate in your Miller?"

How'd you like some chocolate miller 'Polynesian tit milk' in your beer?

by Chocolate Miller May 3, 2021

chocolate bonbon

Balls that have been dipped in poop. May or may not be sexual.

"Jimmy said he was dying for some chocolate bonbons."
"Nice."

by babyandastork November 26, 2019

Chocolate-chaser

A male not of color pursuing African American females

Chip is now a chocolate-chaser after watching the new Nikki Minaj video.

by Interracial relationship August 29, 2019

Hotch chocolate

When you clench buttcheeks while trying to hold in diarrhea without success resulting in it flowing into your hotch

Who's ready for some fresh hotch chocolate

by The herkster November 18, 2020

chocolate omelette

Whisking or scrambling eggs as one would with an omelette then inserting the mixture into one's asshole. The resulting mixture is then removed and prepared as a chocolate omelette.

I woke up yesterday and made a chocolate omelette with Becky; we had chipotle the night before so there was an extra spicy kick.

by chocolate omelette May 12, 2016