chocolate lasso

Taking a dump into a long sock and then swinging it around your head before slapping it into your partner face. Works best with slightly runny shit.

I just gave her an awesome chocolate lasso. She looked like she'd been stotted.

by bungus June 9, 2010

Chocolate Fever

Chocolate Fever: The rising phenomenon of white, and lighter-skinned black men specifically going for beautiful, sexy, dark-skinned, strong, confident, natural-haired, chocolate skinned Goddesses.

Man, I gats to get me some of that Motherland Royalty! - That sexy, dark chocolate skin has given me a serious case of chocolate fever!

by Dark Chocolate Goddess September 19, 2013

Chocolate taco

The after math of having anal sex and then vaginal sex. The dirty alternative to a cream pie. Used to describe something gross.

That chick is ugly, I mean chocolate taco.

I heard they had anal and then it was chocolate taco.

by henryhugglemonster October 12, 2014

chocolate ass shake

The act of melting chocolate, putting the melted chocolate in the anus, having anal sex, then drinking the chocolate out of the anus.

My girl let me have a chocolate ass shake last night.

by AngelDelMuerto May 5, 2015

chocolate lasagna

When multiple people crap in a pan, then bake it and eat it.

"I heard John had a chocolate lasagna last night!"

by Karl Poppa April 27, 2016

chocolate raspberry

Beat-boxin’ on the booty hole

I’m glad I showered last night, because Linda gave me a chocolate raspberry.

by Winters & Yonkers June 27, 2018

Chocolate Squirrel

A squirrel covered in feces.

From the unrated version of the movie "Anchorman".

"I think I ate your chocolate squirrel" --Brick Tamland

by Kung-fu Zombie January 4, 2005