The thick, gelatinized mass of vaginal fluid one finds on one's face after a long night of oral sex with a woman. A thick sticky residue variously composed of natural vaginal lubricants, foreign lubricants, saliva, sweat, urine, etc. that, once properly set over a 6-8 hour period of sleep, can be peeled off of one's face much like rubbery chips attached by dried pudding.
Dude! Kelli and I got rip roaring drunk after we got back to her place and we did it 69 style for an hour! I passed out and woke up at 6am with puddy chips!
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random mom: "the fuckin kids are drivin me crazy today, It took me about 5 V-chips just to make the damn dinner."
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Get the V-chip mug.Fragile or injury prone. Usually used in describing a talented athlete with a knack for getting hurt at inopportune times. Refers to the brittle nature of the snack food.
Marcus Camby is a good player but he's a potato chip, he hasn't been active for half the games during his career, nursing one injury or another.
by Henry Gomez January 28, 2006
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