Smokey Carpet

The act of giving or receiving oral sex from a person who has undergone a tracheodomy (aka the smoker's hole).

Melissa gave me a smokey carpet for 3 hours. Thank God she had that surgery or else she would have choked!

by Harold Chastington III Esq. November 13, 2011

burnt carpet

When someone intentionally spreads herpes of the mouth to the clitoris of a women, or transgender male via his/her sore covered tongue.

I have a herpes breakout on my tongue. I should give Pat a burnt carpet tonight.

by jSin SmiTh October 14, 2011

pizza carpet

Usually found in bachelor houses or the rooms of teenagers. It is when a box(es) of pizza are on the floor usually empty but sometimes containing a piece that was not finished.

Girl- Glad i could come over.
Boy- yeah, here is my room.
Girl- EW! you have a pizza carpet. Bye!

by aGamer... November 20, 2013

mexican carpet ride

To have intercourse with a girl on the dirtiest, filthiest carpet or rug you can find

Julio engineered the mexican carpet ride to the foreigner's friend on the filthy rug in the bathroom...twice.

by whorhey45 November 7, 2014

Frosty Carpet

Refers to the pubic region of hair being glazed in an evenly spread coat of sperm.
May require mutilpe attempts or a team effort for an evenly spread glaze depending on the amount of hair requiring frosting.

Boy: "Oh crap, the condom has split"
Girl: "Don't worry, just give me a frosty carpet instead"
Boy: "A what?"
Girl: "Just cum on my pubey triangle of lust god damn it!"
Boy: "Nice"

by Cometh The Man December 28, 2016

gabe carpenter

The biggest loser you will ever find. Has no friends. Lives in a basment. Is master prestige on all Call of Duty games. Has zero self esteem.

For example
Guy:"That kid is exactly like Gabe Carpenter."

by The Gaylord March 8, 2017

Bar Carp

A 2am girl at a bar that’s looking to hook up. Not a prized fish but easy to catch.

It’s closing time and all that are left are Bar Carp.

by The Bruce 32 April 21, 2018