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cancer

a really bad sickness, but for dutch people its also a swear word
this f#cking cancer game is so trash
by anonymous May 25, 2023
mugGet the cancermug.

Cancer hoe

It means someone is So toxic and like to fuck around cheap fuck boys that theyre Just a Cancer hoe
Hot boy : Bro Hanna is Such a cancer hoe!
Cheap boy : I know right, shes So cheap dude.
by Ekeheheh April 12, 2020
mugGet the Cancer hoemug.

Hessticular Cancer

A type of cancer developed in both the brain and testicular areas, where it affects all rizz to the point of being as low as a “Super Senior”. It repels almost all of the female genome. It also affects the male genome, as the carrier is affected in a way where their humor is absolute shit, and is almost completely annoying, and makes other males want to snap kick the carrier in the neck. They also are desperate for rides to lunch, and are like leeches if they stick by you. It also slowly makes the carrier appear and act more zesty
Doctor: I’m sorry son, it appears you have Hessticular Cancer, you will get no bitches

Ex. Of Rizz: “Where’s my hug at?” “Let’s compare hand sizes!!” “(Referring ‘nudes’ as in leftover noodles) Does anyone want her nudes?”
by Hooey Macgoo April 9, 2023
mugGet the Hessticular Cancermug.

mental cancer

A severe case of retardation, usually seen in bronies and weeaboos.
Damn, Mike probably has mental cancer from watching all these MLP music videos.
by Mentis Debilitatum May 27, 2017
mugGet the mental cancermug.

Cancer

The term everyone uses for something that's incredibly edgy until someone they knows gets it.
Guy 1: Did you see that new Logan Paul video?

Guy 2: Yeah, it was pretty cancerous wasn't it

Guy 3: hey did you guys here that guy 4 got cancer?

Guy 1: shit sorry I didn't know...
by 69meme_killer69 February 12, 2018
mugGet the Cancermug.

Cancer

Worst Zodiac Sign Ever should buy people named jordy Chick Fil A
You have cancer
by BigChorizothe3rd March 24, 2023
mugGet the Cancermug.

Cancer

A Cringe inducing youtuber named logan paul who has sucked approximatley 100,000,000 dicks in the last few years and still has 12 year olds wanking to his youtube videos
Have you heard of cancer
Yeah hes fucking bent
by The Right type of guy April 2, 2018
mugGet the Cancermug.

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