competer 

One who competes. Also how a retard says the word "computer."

Tumor the retard says, "I want to play with my competer mommy now!"

"Look at Woody and all his competers! You know he will come out on top!"

competer by wordy thompkins March 1, 2008

Apple Computers 

Made by a dumbass to be used by a dumbass

Opposite of PC which is made by a Nerd With No Life to be used by a Nerd With No Life

Apple Computers User: uhhhh... how do I open this file?

PC User: Time to download porn...

Apple Computers by The dude who tries to use neither May 29, 2008

computard  

A person who under no circumstance should own a computer. Not even a Mac

This guy is such a computard he thinks the mouse is a toy for the cat.

computard by arris January 27, 2008

aerobic commuter 

One who applies the basic principles of aerobic commuting and thus enjoys his or her commute.

My daily commute has become my favorite time of the day since I read "The Aerobic Commuter".

aerobic commuter by TheAerobicCommuter1 November 8, 2010

Computerous 

A person who is on their computer 24/7. Like you know, studios but in a computer way.

My boy Seth is just so computerous! He can't get away from his computer!

Computerous by pseudonymwillappearonlineiknow August 21, 2011

computar 

A word used by ralph on the Simpsons

"the computar taste like chicken"

computar by anon July 24, 2003

Computarted 

Knowing, but not exactly knowing what the hell a computer does.
Believing you do, but no, you really just don't.
Or, just not knowing what the hell a computer does, how it works.

Synonyms: Poser.

You're so computarted. No, toast doesn't come from a PCI slot. And no, there aren't any fatherboards.

Computarted by MADCOW #Unseen-Visionz December 14, 2003