jonas robert bridges

jonas robert bridges is a little bleach blonde tana mongeau wannabe with a bleach and tone

i'd like to stick my jonas robert bridges in you and kill you with bleach

by woahits_reese February 13, 2017

Bridge Over Troubled Water

When two men ejaculate over a women who had been menstruating, creating a bridge-like cum form. Both guys are obliged to glue each others pubes onto their face creating a Garfunkel Mustache.

Matt and Kane gave Georgia a Bridge Over Troubled Water last night.

John has to chill out, Sarah, give him a Bridge Over Troubled Water.

by LuckyLeprachuan111 November 22, 2011

Sloppy Bridge

When you get the best head from the fittest milf

I just got some sloppy bridge and I’m feeling brazy

by Bulldogbeast December 21, 2022

Bridge-Barista

A Barista that can work mornings and nights.

Bram: I’m a bridge-barista lol
Kris: How dare you! I am so offended.

by June N St. March 22, 2023

Dinner under the bridge

Going down on a girl. i.e. cunnilingus

After our date I treated my girlfriend to dinner under the bridge.

by Aegisthus90 January 20, 2019

Bithams bridge

Bit between the genitals and arsehole

Getting shot at bithams bridge

by Judas Longfellow December 4, 2021

Bridging the gap

Pulling an all-nighter from Saturday to Sunday because you hate school so much you would be willing to sacrifice good sleep just to have 8 more hours away from it.

Greg: What are you doing up this late Jane?
Jane: I'm bridging the gap. I just want more time, you know?
Greg: This is not good for you, Jane.
Jane: Wait a minute; there's nobody there. I'm scared.

by Horrid Pain January 11, 2020