Prairie blumpkin

When an individual is receiving oral sex from a good friend and the recipient throws an egg in his or hers face.
“I was getting a really toothy blowjob from Cody the other day so I hit him with a gnarly prairie blumpkin.”
by Wooglas October 23, 2024
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Prairie Blumpkin

When your homie is blowing you so you throw an egg in his face
As I watch PepperBox TV my homie was giving my a prairie Blumpkin. He was a natural and didn't even close his eyes when I threw the egg at him.
by Dropped_as_a_Baby October 23, 2024
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Rhode Island blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin while performing an upper decker (making a bowel movement into the water tank of a toilet) while the performer of the blumpkin is also having a bowel movement into the toilet
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Chad oilfield blumpkin

When a gay flowback hand goes and takes a shit in a porta shitter on location and his gay boyfriend comes over and gives him head while he’s taking a shit.
My gay lover gave me a Chad oilfield blumpkin yesterday and I nutted so fast.
by Big Chad February 28, 2025
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Cuntry Blumpkin

A blumpkin performed by an inbred redneck
Damn, that hillbilly Shannon gives a mean cuntry blumpkin!
by RollyMoFo January 03, 2023
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Hi-Brow Blumpkin

The act of two people defecating on the same toilet while one receives fellatio. One person relieving themselves in the tank and the second facing them also passing excrement in the actual toilet. Thus referring to the hi brow part, being that the person on the tank is eye-brow level with the person on the bottom.
Man I just received the most amazing Hi-brow Blumpkin from a tranny in a Cahokia gas station.
by CHRISLARRYJEFF November 06, 2010
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Barry benson Blumpkin

When your 69 ing but instead ur eating each other’s ass so ur 96 ing and ur also watching bee movie porn .
“Can you pay for dinner ?“
“Only if you give me a Barry benson Blumpkin”.
by Lozenger69 January 10, 2025
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