Blonde Adjacent

A man who may or may not still be ✨blonde✨ but you can absolutely tell they were blonde as a child.

A synonym for Blonde-ish

“Don’t you usually go for blondes?” “Yeah but he’s blonde adjacent so it’s fine”

by Fortheloveofblondes October 24, 2023

Blonde bum

Someone's anus after having it bleached

Molly: I just got my booty hole bleached girl!
Amanda: girl you got that blonde bum now girl!

by 40z4lyf3 May 21, 2017

Blonde bitch

Malina, Malina is a blonde bitch.

"Look! It's the blonde bitch!!"

by Mr.poopyyyyy June 10, 2022

Blonde Robert

Bitch

You are a blonde robert

by anonymous May 31, 2023

infinite blondness

Same as "infinite wisdom", except it applies to people with blond hair, most commonly women.

In her infinite blondness, she decided to leave the keys inside and slam the door shut. Hilarity ensued.

by OneEvilSonUvABitch September 4, 2011

dumb blonde

Heather

heather is failing her classes and at life. what a mood. typical dumb blonde.

by Beep beep chicken noodle soup October 9, 2019

Blonde

A stupid person

That chick is definitely blonde because she packed up her stuff and right

by SteveYoung08 October 6, 2020