Blastard

When trying to call someone a bloody bastard and your thick head can tell your mouth quick enough to get it out correctly and says Blastard instead.

You fucking bloody blastard innit!!

by Blastard April 21, 2019

TV Commercial Black Friend

The mythological one black friend that every group of young white males has in evey TV commercial. Most noticeable in all beer, car, fast food, deodorant and cologne commericals.

"Hey, check out that Bud Light commercial, 35 scruffy white guys in cargo shorts at a barbecue, and they invited along their TV Commercial Black Friend."

"Yep, he was just in the Taco Bell Commercial getting drive thru with 7 other white dudes."

by DannyBonco April 6, 2010

Blackberry Jam

A people traffic jam that occurrs in subway tunnels and bus stations. Caused by inconsiderate workaholics walking too slow while their noses are glued to their Blackberry device.

I was late for work because there was a Blackberry Jam getting out of the A train.

by bratina August 30, 2005

Blankie

A small blaket that a child carries around with them, they usually get the blankie when they are born or very young

Awww... look at that kid with that blankie, how cute.

by Ooliealapooie Forinigaladine January 19, 2008

Black name

A 'Black name' refers to any name that appears to be stereotypical of the African-American ethnic group. Often, these names have word endings such as 'iqua', 'quiesha' or may be reflective of a something considered luxurious, such as "Mac Benz".

1. Lucquiesha (Black name) gurl, we gon go to tha mawl today.

2. Big Daddy gon show Yung Gucci(Black name) tha door today chile, he ain't tha man for you boo.

by Ken Ping May 22, 2010

Lewis black

The best comedian in the history of the world. He yells alot, is Jewish, hate candy corn, and apperently like IHOP, has seen the end of the world which is in Texas.

"I had no thoughts this winter, well just one...FUCK IT'S COLD! or ITS COLD AS FUCK! actually I thought of giving up comedy...and becoming a bear...Uh oh, its cold out, time to sleep, this blows...then comes spring, Fuck, time to wake up.

If we did have this non existent tax payers money, we should build a giant wall...in Canada...cause that is where all the could air comes from.

Every Halloween, I go to a party, and there on the table...is a bowl of candy corn...and like an alheimers patient I go up, and go, hmmm....corn that tastes like candy...excellent...*eats* SON OF A BITCH!

by Mustache Man March 5, 2005

blasé

Being uninterested due to the matter being overexposed.(unconcerned)

I felt blasé to the fact that I had to clean my room.

by Denis Kabistan September 21, 2005