Jimmy's girlfriend

1. An awesome human being that contains an unhealthy love for unicorns, lemurs, rainbows and sparkles.
2. Tall, skinny, and unbelievably attractive beyond all measure.
3. An unusually hyperactive girl whose personality resembles that of a squirrel.

Jimmy's girlfriend is so hot, mmmm!

by Obediah Jeremiah October 3, 2011

national get julien a girlfriend day

National get Julien a girlfriend day is when anyone named Julien has to try and get a gf and others can help or not but the day anyone get shoot their shot.

Its national get Julien a girlfriend day. I have a friend named Julien who's single. Let's get him a girl bro

by The forever alone guy October 24, 2019

National give your girlfriend your hoodie day

You need to give your girlfriend your hoodie, that’s all literally. You don’t need to, unless 😏

Girl: Hey guess what day it is? Boy: what day? Girl: NATIONAL GIVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOUR HOODIE DAY. Boy: ok

by Jaylin burger king January 26, 2021

Girlfriend Sex Syndrome (GFSS)

When a male normally around the age of a high schooler or college student; however cases have been found in other age groups, refuses to dumb an annoying bitch of a girlfriend once he starts having steady sex with a girl for fear of not being able to find someone else to fuck and suck his dick on the reg in an timely fashion.

Everyone - Bro, we hate your girlfriend. She is an annoying bitch let alone ugly and you could do a lot better.

Pussy whipped Guy - You do not know her like I do. She's really nice once you get to know her and I am not going to do any better.

Everyone else - Give it up Jeremy has Girlfriend Sex Syndrome (GFSS).

by Dr. Broberg October 19, 2010

girlfriend

A sex toy made out of flesh. Requires heavy maintenance beyond the capabilities of most nerds and/or geeks. Soon to become obsolete with the invention of low-cost virtual reality.

Engineer: You will have to dump you girlfriend soon!

by Comrade Wang October 29, 2006

girlfriend

Theoretically, a fairly reliable source of gash, among other things.

"I need a fucking girlfriend."

by Danny Delinquent December 23, 2003

girlfriend

a evil girl that's taking hold your balls and wont doubt to tighten if, in her way of thinking sees that you make a mistake.

Friend: Hey, we are going to **** disco tonight,you are coming, dont you?

Boyfriend: I dont know, man. My girlfriend really hates when I go out, she thinks I just will want to get laid

by Ruopolo September 30, 2007