A closet tom is someone who takes the chance for sexual activity while high off skunk or in the the prison shower!
by Mix-Race Man On Road September 25, 2019
The most colorful room you will ever see. Featuring thousands of dollars of clothes. Honestly it is worth more then you will ever make in your life honey. Not many will ever experience this room and it's greatness like it's owner.
If you die where do you want to go?
Either Heaven or Mason's closet
Masons closet: Similar to Heaven
Either Heaven or Mason's closet
Masons closet: Similar to Heaven
by Stupid rich April 17, 2017
by Hihelloitsmoi July 20, 2021
When you look through your belongings for items you don’t use to regift for a sibling, family member or close friends birthday. Basically for people who wouldn’t care it was used.
by BallroomDancer101 March 16, 2019
A closeted pedophile is a type of person who has a sexual attraction towards characters that are drawn like children in anime or cartoons or even in other media, these characters can sometimes act like children too.
person one: uhhh dude it doesnt matter that the dragon loli is my waifu shes like wayyyy older than me i mean like yeah like she acts like a kid too but like shes cute you know.
person two: she looks like she goes to kindergarten you fucking closeted pedophile.
person two: she looks like she goes to kindergarten you fucking closeted pedophile.
by PissingNShitting December 18, 2023
Someone who declares they don't like pineapple on pizza. But secretly they do.
by f4fred May 24, 2019
A gay/lesbian person who denies being homosexual and identifies as straight despite being obviously attracted to men.
by Pug's Sea February 19, 2025