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Lap Battle

When you and your partner take turns sitting on each others laps and farting. The objective is to see who can fart the loudest.
Phineas Jarles: “everyone wins in a lap battle
by StopTryingtoLickMyToes16 November 13, 2021
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Battle teams

Battle teams is a very toxic and bad video game with overall great reputation in china. Every player becomes a demon after playing a game
You play battle teams too? Add my gametag 4s!
by 4s is pro January 31, 2022
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the double hammer battle

Where two men (without erections) rub their dicks together until they get erections then one lays down face up and the other lays on top of him they suck each other's dicks until one of them cums the loser must lie down on the floor while the winner inserts his penis into the losers asshole and proceeds to fuck him until completion.
Aw man Trevor you shoulda seen joe got so drunk last night I won at the double hammer battle easily
by Abnormalcupcake March 7, 2017
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battle cats

a retarded cartoon game degens play (the age of them ranges from 5 to 14, with 99.69% being 5~12), everyone are tre trau and cant grow the fuck up for once (also underage on discord LLLLLL)
"i play battle cats it is a cool game"
- every retarded degens that are stuck on their 2008 level
by slugma218 August 7, 2022
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Battle of the bulge

It may be a way hitler tried to fuck the Allies because budge may mean the thing between a man legs and by creating a bulge, hitler was trying to protrude to the allied occupied France territory and fuck it
hitler’s last massage to Allie’s is the battle of the bulge
by Alan man April 19, 2022
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battle vest

(Noun, Related; see "Battle Jacket")

A denim vest, particularly one worn by fans of metal music (colloquially refered to as "metalheads").

The distinction between a battle vest and a regular denim vest is that a battle vest will have patches sewn on indicating which bands the metalhead enjoys listening to. A battle vest may also include studs and/or spikes, however this is not a requirement to be deemed a "battle vest".

Many metal fans will wear these as a sign of dedication to their favorite bands, and as a calling card to fellow metalheads in public spaces; most notably, concerts and festivals. However, you may occasionally find a metalhead in the wild wearing their vest for common daytime activities, such as grocery shopping, or mowing their lawn.

While the vest may make someone appear intimidating, it should be noted that most metalheads are very sociable and amicable people, who simply want to use extreme fashion as a form of self-expression. In addition, most metalheads appreciate other genres of music as well, so don't be surprised if you hear them talking about their favorite rappers or jazz artists too!
"Whoa, did you check out that dude's battle vest?"

"Yeah man, He's got Gojira and Opeth patches sewn on there. He has some damn good taste!"
by Ceaig69420 August 8, 2024
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battle commander

Battle commander is Ghanaian slang for phone or mobile.
Yo, flash me up on the battle commander whenever.
by JWC24 May 6, 2018
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