Skip to main content

emo bashing

A form of discrimination. Beating or harming an individual for their choices in how they dress. (Usually wearing black)
Attacking an "Emo" kid for no reason emo bashing
by TotalFreakGirl December 30, 2008
mugGet the emo bashing mug.

Baking bread

The method used when facing ED, much like a natural viagra. In most cases, baking the bread is applied when an individual is intoxicated. The theory states that when an individual is unable to get a boner, he places his soft serve weiner into a girls vagina. The vag acts like an oven and when a doughy d mixes with the vag juice in the warm oven and causes the weiner to get hard. A female mouth, or in a bernie's case a male mouth, can also be used to 'bake the bread.' This theory battles Einsteins theory of relativety as the most significant theory in history. It will not hold with anal sex though... would bread rise in a smell refrigerator?
Mateo: Yo, I got my D dubs last night
delmar: Not a chance, I saw you in the bar last night and you were plastered. There is no way you boned
Mateo: Dude, I was Baking bread, works every time
delmar: mmm yeasty
by allstarme November 9, 2007
mugGet the Baking bread mug.

ball bashing mother fucking bastard

someone who squashes sandwiches
girl1: u ball bashing mother fucking bastard
girl2: wat?
girl1: u squashed my sandwiches!
girl2: sorry, forgive me
by simple immortality November 11, 2006
mugGet the ball bashing mother fucking bastard mug.

Bastino

Pussy that skips a half day to get his jimmy wacked.
What you mean that Basta skiped school just to get his jimmy wacked, he is such a bastino....damn...
by Koolaidguy April 1, 2003
mugGet the Bastino mug.

backin

When you are fucking your woman from behind, you violently smak her ass to a point of exhaustion while removing your penis and inserting a dildo in a gracious act of liberal democracy.
As Jack boned his woman from behind, he decided it was time to start backin and show his girl some decency.
by Dan Makozy IV September 30, 2007
mugGet the backin mug.

bashin'

when someone is eating lots something..!
im bashin' on some pizza rolls..!
by ambeezeyyyy December 28, 2009
mugGet the bashin' mug.

Banking before bitches

The law of life that, when in the precarious situation of having to pick between banking and booty, a true banker will always be loyal to his art and pick a life of the 3 Bs: boobs, booze and benjamin's.
Ben: I don't know what to do man, I've got an interview with JP tomorrow but this girl keeps wanting to go out.
Kris: Dude get your shit together you know the rule
Ben: Ye you're right.. Banking before bitches
Kris: Banking before bitches indeed
by This is my swamp. May 5, 2014
mugGet the Banking before bitches mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email