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Get the Badger Bowl mug.When one attempts to have laser eye surgery but somehow fucks it. They should then be known as DJ Badeyes for the rest of time.
“You know that lad who used to live down the road next to that Ross Kemp fraud? He was meant to have laser eye and somehow has fucked it. What a DJ Badeyes...!”
by Gynaecologist69 May 15, 2021
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Badeaux is French. Also Badeaux is a last Name of people from large families that usually hold the character traits of; Smart, Funny, Clever, Kind, Good looking. The last part is untrue for boys in puberty who have pimple colonies. There is usually a girl in there who is the fifth child who does not get enough thanks. This girl should also be allowed to eat cans full of whipped cream, and not be in trouble for others doing, such as, empty ice cream bins.
by Food_Is_Good June 16, 2021
Get the Badeaux mug.A badger scratching means you are feeling the urge to take a poop. It’s that feeling when you know you need to set everything else aside and get to a potty soon.
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Get the Badengl mug.A person, usually but by no means always a man, who can be relied upon to hijack any topic of conversation to parade their own knowledge of the subject, however sketchy that might be.
Examples:
Person: This is a great sandwich, is there avocado in here?
Badger Expert: I know a bloke who imports avocados and he was saying that the harvest this year is very poor because of new water extraction rules (continues interminably)
Person: I heard David bought a boat now he has a new job
Badger Expert: I’ll tell you about owning a boat; my mate has two up on the East coast and he says the most interesting thing is (continues at length)
Person: There was a dead badger on the road outside my house this morning
Badger Expert: Badgers, is it now? I read a long blog by the fellow in charge of gassing badgers for the Environment Agency and the thing most people don’t realise is (continues, possibly with diagrams)
Examples:
Person: This is a great sandwich, is there avocado in here?
Badger Expert: I know a bloke who imports avocados and he was saying that the harvest this year is very poor because of new water extraction rules (continues interminably)
Person: I heard David bought a boat now he has a new job
Badger Expert: I’ll tell you about owning a boat; my mate has two up on the East coast and he says the most interesting thing is (continues at length)
Person: There was a dead badger on the road outside my house this morning
Badger Expert: Badgers, is it now? I read a long blog by the fellow in charge of gassing badgers for the Environment Agency and the thing most people don’t realise is (continues, possibly with diagrams)
For God’s sake don’t mention beekeeping to Julia’s dad, he’s a noted badger expert
I was just telling Merlin about that house we looked at and I got twenty minutes of badger expertise on the finer points of property law
I was just telling Merlin about that house we looked at and I got twenty minutes of badger expertise on the finer points of property law
by J Lewis-Partnership September 2, 2021
Get the Badger Expert mug.It mean u are baddie/bad bi*ch and don't give a f*ck about anything 😜😩 also that u will beat a bi*ch u no matter what
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