Eric

Eric has the fattest horse cock known to man kind. People ask him how long he can go but in reality his shits touching the floor!

Damn look at that horse cock
Yeah that’s a eric

by deez223 November 23, 2021

Eric Stemmerich

Eric is an infamous resident of Ligonier PA known for his obsession with full sized wheels of cheese. He consumes a full cheese wheel daily. His width and height are the same dimension, however he doesn't let this stop him from scooting down the steps on his ass after his mother cuts open a cheese wheel package. The smell attracts him like a vampire fiending for blood. Wearing nothing other than a shirt with a large wildlife graphic, he attacks the cheese wheel in a frenzy as his parents watch with beaming pride.

Eric Stemmerich, who weighs 500 pounds, hasn't left his parents house in 20 years

by Kurtis Wright May 7, 2025

Eric

He is a cute gamer, he may not be the best at expressing his feelings but if he loves you, ohhhh boy he loves only you incredibly much and it’s not comparable to anything! He will put u first and shows the world you are his and his only. Number one at giving cuddles and his heartbeat is the most beautiful sound in the world. Make sure to treasure him. He also gives the cutest nicknames <3

„Eric? He is the cutest!“
„He also calls me muffin, isn’t that adorable?? He deserves a million kisses.“

by maybemayo May 30, 2022

Eric

He is a great guy loves ass kissing and having dmcs with close friends about life. He is a loner when he needs his own space but will always be there when you need them most. They are fun,loyal mostly kind and definitely funny know how to treat a lady like letting them walk first or opening the door.

Eric

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 8, 2020

Eric Battle

The most amazing local arizona bass player around. His stage presence is second to none. He likes lasagna and is in the sickest melodic bluegrass death metal country band called taranchula

Have you heard of the band The Devil Wears Prada??

Yeah dude, the bassist can almost pull off a Eric Battle.

by Andrew Spoon December 30, 2011

Eric

He could be a jerk but a bitch sometimes he always be looking at guy ass he never admits that he likes dick he mostly like black dick and watches bbc porn

Wow that Eric is a horny mf!

by Kevin vvv June 5, 2019

eric

a small dicked bitch ass whose making me spit water on my own house

fuck you eric i know where u live

by bigdickasourosrex July 9, 2020