Someone who is stupid, but also the smartest/the leader of the stupid group of people they are a part of.
Jerry is the most competent out of his friend group and has decided to take charge of them, and now he is the Alpha Schlimblo. Even though both him and his friends are not very smart.
by Mr. Shog December 10, 2023
 Get the Alpha Schlimblomug.
Get the Alpha Schlimblomug. Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp
by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior December 18, 2021
 Get the Alpha Mattmug.
Get the Alpha Mattmug. The counterpart to an omega sergeant. Feared and powerful, both commanding yet kind to their subordinates.
"I swear, my sergeant is so great... he's an omega sergeant?"
"Oh yeah? Well wait until you hear about my alpha lieutenant!"
"Oh yeah? Well wait until you hear about my alpha lieutenant!"
by cptcost June 23, 2025
 Get the Alpha Lieutenantmug.
Get the Alpha Lieutenantmug. by Hdkahe May 16, 2017
 Get the Alphamug.
Get the Alphamug. When a man so insecure in themselves to the point that not even Gay or bisexual men are turned on by them.
by AspieChu July 19, 2025
 Get the Alpha Malemug.
Get the Alpha Malemug. a person who will always say YES when talking about gooning to makoto yuki (from hit game persona 3).
they are also the most irreplaceable friend and the best person ever. no one else can ever match up to their freak (except for their very good friend Es)
they are also the most irreplaceable friend and the best person ever. no one else can ever match up to their freak (except for their very good friend Es)
by vals arch nemesis August 4, 2025
 Get the evil alpha wolfmug.
Get the evil alpha wolfmug. 