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Alpha Schlimblo

Someone who is stupid, but also the smartest/the leader of the stupid group of people they are a part of.
Jerry is the most competent out of his friend group and has decided to take charge of them, and now he is the Alpha Schlimblo. Even though both him and his friends are not very smart.
by Mr. Shog December 10, 2023
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Alpha

Lucy is such an alpha, goddammit!
by thetruealpha March 31, 2021
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Alpha Matt

Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp
Fran: Where is Matt
Hansel: YOU MEAN ALPHA MATT
by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior December 18, 2021
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Alpha Lieutenant

The counterpart to an omega sergeant. Feared and powerful, both commanding yet kind to their subordinates.
"I swear, my sergeant is so great... he's an omega sergeant?"
"Oh yeah? Well wait until you hear about my alpha lieutenant!"
by cptcost June 23, 2025
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Alpha

Hot man with deliciously bodacious suckable balls. He also fucks Samuel's mom
You have balls like Alpha
by Hdkahe May 16, 2017
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Alpha Male

When a man so insecure in themselves to the point that not even Gay or bisexual men are turned on by them.
Imagine being so insufferable you have to call yourself an alpha male
by AspieChu July 19, 2025
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evil alpha wolf

a person who will always say YES when talking about gooning to makoto yuki (from hit game persona 3).

they are also the most irreplaceable friend and the best person ever. no one else can ever match up to their freak (except for their very good friend Es)
good beta cat: i am NOT evil alpha wolf
elon: *goes faster*
by vals arch nemesis August 4, 2025
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