Farting while being goosed. A combination of "gooseing" (an uninvited finger up one's ass) and "crop dusting" (farting while walking ahead of others.)
by Plinytheelder August 08, 2021
When in South Lyon, Michigan, you and your buddies pile into 1 car (usually 1 person or more per seat) to smoke weed on the dirt roads going half the speed limit to avoid the city cops.
Last night I was crusin the dusties when a huge unicorn jumped out in the middle of the road and smashed into my car. The next morning I found out it was just a baby deer.
by DirtySL October 16, 2017
The sprinkling of chilli flakes from a ghost pepper onto the asshole of a sexual partner, then having that partner fart in your eyes.
by Tommytanker April 04, 2018
by Yankee Boogle March 17, 2024
Swim dusty is a soundcloud rapper with the skill of 1 million soundcloud rappers. He has such hits as Rainless state, he has a huge part in the up incoming music business
You: Did you here swim dustys newest song Rainless state?
Your Freind: no, but I will check it out as soon as i can!
Your Freind: no, but I will check it out as soon as i can!
by guest112356543 April 19, 2018
A kleptomaniac that asks u if u have any money and acts like ur the problem after stealing ur money at the atm. Usually prone calling for backup when u ask for a loan till the next day. Definately a smear campaign tactic used by peeps who have fucked up by some other smear campaign tactic being used to create an illusion of upper class status
Karma drove past saw the ppl who stole her money and made sure that the kleptos (definition of: any papers dusty drapers ) had no shoes no money nothing when they had to face the music and talk to the person they stole the money from the previous day.
by Cluttered mutt February 25, 2022
by Totsally April 11, 2015