After a night of heavy drinking, late night eating and smoking cigarettes the following morning one wakes up, drinks some coffee and inevitably craps really really badly. The Vortex Syndrome occurs when crapping and being hung over one puts one's head in one's hands to assuage the headache yet in turn moves one's nose closer to one's anus. At this point the stink from the shit one is taking violently wafts upward out of the bowl consequently hitting one directly in the face, usually while one is taking deep breaths in through the nose and out through the mouth. Side effects of the Vortex Syndrome always include violent ralphing (throwing up), intense head and stomach ache and fierce, pathetic crying.
Mr. Andrews (on telephone): Hey, Alf? It's your boss, Mr. Andrews, I've noticed you're not at your desk and it's half past 10, is everything all right?
Alf: Absolutely not, I had the Vortex Syndrome this morning. I can't stop crying.
Mr. Andrews:.......Daaammmnn.
Alf: Absolutely not, I had the Vortex Syndrome this morning. I can't stop crying.
Mr. Andrews:.......Daaammmnn.
by Laevsky March 13, 2008
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You: ....Huh... Where am I?
Paramedic: "Sir, you've passed out. Did you just get back from Vegas? I've seen this before. It's Vegas syndrome."
Paramedic: "Sir, you've passed out. Did you just get back from Vegas? I've seen this before. It's Vegas syndrome."
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2) The pathological need to wind up at America's big moments.
2) The pathological need to wind up at America's big moments.
1) How lucky to have appeared at the last five public appearances of John Lennon before he was shot. She must have Gump Syndrome.
2) He feels the necessity to always show up when presidents make speeches. I think he has Gump Syndrome.
2) He feels the necessity to always show up when presidents make speeches. I think he has Gump Syndrome.
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This can be cured by ejaculating to Moksh Dhawan's pictures between 12-3 A.M. for 1 month (31 days, 32 for good luck) without fail. This exercise allows you to develop immunity to the hotness which is Moksh Dhawan.
This can be cured by ejaculating to Moksh Dhawan's pictures between 12-3 A.M. for 1 month (31 days, 32 for good luck) without fail. This exercise allows you to develop immunity to the hotness which is Moksh Dhawan.
Lad 1: I was walking down the street the other day and saw Moksh Dhawan
Lad 2: What happened then?
Lad 1: My pants got wet, and then I realised I am suffering from Moku Syndrome.
Lad 2: What happened then?
Lad 1: My pants got wet, and then I realised I am suffering from Moku Syndrome.
by Moksh Lover October 21, 2019
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The term comes from the song Indulging: Idol Syndrome by Suzumu
The term comes from the song Indulging: Idol Syndrome by Suzumu
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