french dip

When you've finished your business on the toilet and your wiping hand reaches down there and inadvertently makes contact with the piss and/or shit-filled toilet water. It could be light graze or a full on plunge. Possible reasons include poor hand coordination, distraction due to shit lit and/or an extraordinarily massive excremental output leading to a higher than expected toilet water level.

Dude 1: High five!
Dude 2: Alright! *complies*
Dude 1: Lol I just french dipped a minute ago with that hand.
Dude 2: Nooooooooooooooo.

by DarkWingSchmuck July 2, 2015

French Tank

The new line in France's army that has one gear in foward and four in reverse.

The only thing worse than Iraq tanks are the pussy French tanks.

by stoggit May 13, 2003

French Press

Process by which a constipated female puts a finger up her vagina and pushes it out her anus.

Jill: Ah I'm so constipated Michelle

Michelle: Try the french press! It helps me all the time!

by captain Swagger October 13, 2011

french kiss

an inevitable phase of doing sex, that a man opens his mouth wide (like a snake) and swallows you! If you are lucky enough to get out of his mouth, you will resemble a mouthful brought back by a child, deepened in saliva!

Miranda: heyyyyy what's wrong with you? have you fallen into a river or something?

Joan: Actually I've been french kissed...

by shzz September 1, 2009

French exit

snowballing but instead of cum it is replaced with poop

dude she wanted to french exit with me

by mild taco bell sauce November 14, 2016

French Tunnel

When a male sits naked on top of their naked partner and farts directly into their butthole, this creating a “French Tunnel” effect

Had some really great sex and afterwards gave her a massage, and in the middle of the massage I gave her a surprise French Tunnel , she was mortified

by FrenchTunneler August 1, 2023

French Fashion

A French Fashion is a derivation of the common drink, the old fashion, but modified with a splash (anywhere from a half-shot to a full-shot) of the French red-and-black raspberry liquor Chambord.

I went to the bar and ordered a French Fashion instead of the more typical Old Fashion.

by LuckVampire September 30, 2023