Weed incel

A person, typically male, who smokes a lot of weed and is still a virgin. One of the distinguishing factors about the weed incel is the fact they would rather smoke a doobie and play xbox than go on a date with a real life female

‘Hey mann how did that date go last night?’
‘Ohhh yeah I cancelled and smoked some of my incel OG’
‘Jeez guy you are such a weed incel’

by CarlWeathers69 March 27, 2020

Caleb Weed

A horrible tasting type of weed that taste like Asian shit. It will usually be dealed by an Asian name Caleb, Kevin, or Calvin,

"Hey you want so Caleb Weed?"
" Ew no that tastes like shit"

by some random guy who is awesome August 19, 2012

pirate weed

type of marijuana that causes the eye to twitch

Russell, Antonio, and Richard smoked marijuana and their eyes began to twitch, they must have had pirate weed.

by Rizard August 24, 2011

dump weed

In Hawaii it's the worst weed you can get, still, it's better than the schwag you get on the mainland. It's not in nug form, but still is green with some hairs, never any trichomes though.

dump weed

by ruff_ridah347 September 16, 2010

Terry Weed

Central Alabama marijuana so strong, one toke can take down an entire boat crew. Characterized by foul odor, foul taste, hydroponically grown with magic frog urine and laced with cat tranquilizers. Typically found in the "Skeeter Leg".

When everyone came up missing, I went to the back of the boat and found them all passed out from smoking Terry Weed.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

weed and pussy

the formula to get your indie film into the Sundance film festival

My film was accepted into the Sundance film festival thanks to weed and pussy.

by Rowsdower, Zap February 26, 2014

Weed Smoothie

The act of mixing different strains of weed, usually by breaking up or grinding the buds in one container and shaking it around, resulting in an homogenous mixture of the weed and smoking it will give you a collaboration of different highs that each strain gives you.

james, mike, joe, dave, and matt each put a nug from their own stash in a grinder and made a weed smoothie. When they smoked it they had both an intense body and head high

by Joe Sano August 27, 2012