walking the dolphin

Term for masturbating or giving a hand job.

Mom walked in on me walking the dolphin.

by Phill Me Brightly February 17, 2018

Walking Campaign

A person who acts or believes they are the fucking poster child of whatever the fuck gets their dick hard. Usually comprised of backwoods redneck gun owners, liberals and feminists, vegans, Narcotics Anonymous attendees (Shout out to my 13th Steppers, sup witchu fam), and most obviously, that asshole neighbor that is head of the homeowner's association.

An exreme display of normie-ism.

My roomate Chris is such a fucking douche. He's practically a walking campaign for normies everywhere. His mom is the president of the fucking Lion's club for fucks sake.

by JennXXX69 March 16, 2018

walking box

someone that can smoke anywhere,anytime anyplace

LMFAOOO sis is a walking box

by cambabbyyy May 18, 2018

walking the alleys

Walking through a shady part of the day, Just like walking through a shady ass alley with crackheads staring at you.

Person 1: Damn I feel like walking the alleys
Person 2: Same

by Halmen_ May 20, 2018

Walking Catfish

An Atypical Catfish variety in which the catfisher is playing with the target as themself, but done with malice or as a gold digger

Dude that chick is so hot, why does she go out with that dude?
That's because she's a Walking Catfish!

by cggccggccggc June 10, 2018

Walking black&mild

When you see a slim and long person who skin color is really dark and has a mild facial expression that is rather disturbing to others.

Person 1: "Why does that guy over there look so mean and dark? Friend: I dunno. He looks like a walking black&mild. Person 1: "RIP"

by #tellit how i see it July 20, 2018

Walking The Snake

Metaphor. Similie. The snake is one or several fingers (can include another person's help, toys, etc.). Your fingers explore and slither around your body, finding places to penetrate or just brush past. Let the Snake so it's thing. Pretty soon you'll have an orgasm.

*gets a text*

"Wyd?"

Walking the snake...

"Oh, I wanna see! Is it a rattlesnake? A boa?"

Not that kind of snake.
This snake needs shelter inside a warm, wet, dark environment.

"Oh...?"

Give me a few minutes and I'll show you.

by Athena_17 September 12, 2018