Sentence filler. Can be used in multiple languages including Macedonian. Commonly used in awkward situations. Can also mean, a cat's hairy tail.
Person A: Hey
Person B: Hey
Person A: How are you?
Person B: Good thanks!
5 mins later.......
Person A: Utu.......
Person B: Why'd you say a cat's tail?
Person A: I meant it as in..... oh never mind.
Person B: Hey
Person A: How are you?
Person B: Good thanks!
5 mins later.......
Person A: Utu.......
Person B: Why'd you say a cat's tail?
Person A: I meant it as in..... oh never mind.
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People who need to UTSE, I'm tired of explaining the same thing over and over again to these newbies.
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seem to think of a decent insult and all that comes out is a random swear word then usually a kitchen utensil of some sort.
seem to think of a decent insult and all that comes out is a random swear word then usually a kitchen utensil of some sort.
twat spatula
dick fork
arse splice
cunt bucket
nob grater
shit strainer
etc
utensil swearing also works with animals to but to a lesser degree
fucking twat donkey etc
dick fork
arse splice
cunt bucket
nob grater
shit strainer
etc
utensil swearing also works with animals to but to a lesser degree
fucking twat donkey etc
by Dimebagchad April 26, 2009
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v. The act of surprising someone in a populated venue below a table by 69-ing them.
v. The act of surprising someone in a populated venue below a table by 69-ing them.
Girl: We had just gotten our main course when he said, "Excuse me, I dropped my napkin...", went under the table to get it, and before I knew it he UTTIPS69'd me!
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My ex-wife hasn't seen her child for four years but she still thinks she is the better parent... She has Golden Uterus Syndrome.
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