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Uber you up

I will Uber you up at 9:00.
by Flowergirl373737 June 7, 2017
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Uber

A massive twink, yet denies they are one. Whilst it is extremely obvious they are hiding it.
A person in a certain discord server who I have a bone to pick with (also a massive twink)
Person 1: "You see Tyler over there? He's such an Uber."
Person 2: "Yeah, he tries to hide it too but he's so bad at it.
by celeritas lucis February 22, 2024
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Uber pooljacked

When you want to go some place 10 blocks away but because of other pick ups you end up driving 40 blocks, zigging and zagging across town.
I’ll be late for dinner honey, I’ve been Uber pooljacked again.
by NycPas November 9, 2018
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UBER ANAL

when you have anal sex so fast that your asshole ruptures and you drink the blood
person 1: (at funeral) how did she die?
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss
by darky slayer69 December 27, 2018
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Ubered

Noticeably high on a controlled substance more strong than alcohol or marijuana.

geeked trippin tweeked zippedzoomin
Dude, that crazy looking guy that just ran up to your car naked and screaming was clearly ubered!
by Dawn from Queens July 12, 2017
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Uber-Pissed

You just “Next-Leveled” being red-faced, nostril-flaring, spit-talking, stammer, stammer Yella-hammer, mad - that’s all it is. It’s a couple of rings below: “…( send him to)…the hospital not the morgue
When I found out my deadbeat brother-in-law had stolen my Glock pistol & around $3000 of my hidden cash around the house, had I been able to find him, not even his dental records would’ve helped to ID his sorry ass then, I was UBER-PISSED
by 15/15RcrdHldr August 27, 2022
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Ubered

"Ubered" is when you've been fucked over by the rideshare company Uber.

There are various ways this can happen. For example:

1) Investing property and time into becoming an Uber driver, only to realise you're working for way less than minimum wage.

2) Being "deactivated" by Uber and having your income instantly cut-off for unfair reasons.
"I've sooo been Ubered! I made lots more during my first 2 weeks! What's going on?".

"Huh?! Why can't I sign on?! I didn't drive erratically! I've been Ubered!"
by RideshareLingo May 15, 2019
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