Two Punch Man

One Punch Man but he can destroy anything in 2 hits.

Two Punch Man is sad :(.

by TheAngryNerd May 9, 2019

two-year plan

To befriend a woman that is out of your league in order to sleep with her when she's vulnerable and turns to you for support.

John two-year planned Kelly by being her best friend and shoulder to lean on. Then when she got dumped, she turned to him to "comfort" her. That's when she realized what she's been looking for has been sitting under her nose all along... her best friend.

by Cameron Fay December 6, 2006

two day rule

When you decide to refrain from talking, txting, IMing, etc. a guy for at least two days unless he talks to you first to prevent looking desperate or stalker-like.

Katie: "God, I like Josh so much"
Sarah: "No waay"
Katie: "Should I talk to him?"
Sarah" "Nah girl give it the two day rule"

by damion. March 17, 2009

two-tone

caused by staying out in the sun for extensive periods of times while wearing clothes, creating a nice tan to the exposed skin while leaving the unexposed areas extremely pale in comparison.

You should see the two-tone Roger has when he takes off his shirt!

by NeutronTwo July 18, 2010

two-faced

someone who acts nice to you when you are around them, but the minute you're gone they're bad-mouthing you.

"OMG cameron is so two-faced, when you are with him hes acting like hes your best friend but when your gone hes saying bad things about you and saying he hates you."

by Stevo2560 August 4, 2007

two pump conversion

An event whereas after you finally get a chick to let you score with her, you start the lovemaking process and finish after an amazing two pumps...

I finally got my new girl alone and naked and all I could pull off was a two pump conversion.

by donaldson November 29, 2003

Two Points

Two points is an expression meaning “nice shot”. It originally rose from basketball, but has come to be used in many situations where someone demonstrates skill at hitting a target. Also used in a sarcastic sense when someone does something profoundly clumsy.

Example One
Guy 1: Ouch (After ramming his bike into a hydrant, and flying over the handlebars).
Guy 2: Two points.

Example Two (shamelessly stolen from DM of the Rings)
Legolas: I fire another arrow!
DM: You hit Saruman with the arrow.
DM: He swoons and falls from the balcony.
DM: And lands on this spikey thing at the bottom.
DM: HAPPY NOW BUTCHER?
Aragorn: Two points.
Legolas: Even though he fell, I still get XP right?

by NickUK May 25, 2007