Twat burger

acting like a crazy be'och

Sometimes, other Girl Scout moms act like total twat burgers.

by 7*16*8 October 6, 2015

Twat buddy's

Two girls who are obsessed with eachother and spend every waking minute together. They usually have something in common like guys who don't appreciate them. They also often lick eachother' twat on the low low.

Hey have you seen Elizabeth lately? No she's too busy being twat buddy's with Taylor

by Merlotandcabernet September 8, 2015

twat jockey

1. an insult used to describe a male who attracts a lot of female attention. ie: man whore.

1. female a: "That boy over there is exceptionally attractive."

female b: "Yes, you're right. But I heard from Female C that he is a major twat jockey. You better stear clear of him."

by woahbaby!!! January 14, 2010

Twat cocker

An insult, similar to "asshole" or "cunt bucket"

Sammy: I can't believe he broke up with me
Sally: I can, that guy guy was a real twat cocker

by Mrwoopin April 12, 2017

Twat whopper

A Twat Whopper is a big ol slingin dick

That Kevin's got a massive twat whopper.

by Tallywhacker Hawn December 16, 2021

Twat Opossum

a twat that loooks so f*ed up that it looks like a opossum

also used as an insult

hey, fred!

Hey twat opossum

by aj wellman February 22, 2010

Twat hour

1. The hour of the day known as Rush-hour when there are an awful lot of people driving like bastards and nearly running you off the road.

2. the hour following the Weekend pub-crawl when all the students / drunkards / louts / ne'er-do-wells are completely twatted and getting rowdy in the streets.

1. Oh Fuck, we're 20 miles from home and we've hit Twat Hour. This guy's driving up my arse, the wanker.

2. Look at all those pissed students stumbling out of the Red Lion. Looks like something's about to kick off. Must be Twat Hour.

by Bastard child of Nicky October 7, 2008