Dick Twister

When a girl hops on your dick and spins around like a blender.

I had a dick twister with my girlfriend and my dick is not working anymore!

by Dolan Bright November 14, 2018

turley twister

A penis so special it got a second.d chance at life. Can lead sisters to fight. Stay clear of this member unless you are willing to be dickmatized.

Dont get sucked up in that Turley Twister.

by Methany Shard April 3, 2020

tongue taster

a person that tastes tongues.

Person1: OMG i just got a new job!
Person2: Well, what is it?
Person1: Im a tongue taster!
Person2: ...

by this isthename April 18, 2021

stick it in the toaster

an act of simulating sexual intercourse with a toaster or any electrical item that could be hazardous to ones health or junk

Ex 1. guy 1: man i tried to stick it in the toaster burnt mah dick

guy 2: your a dipshit

Ex 2. husband: honey dont get mad but i tried stickin it the toaster

wife:and you wonder why we sleep in seperate beds, i want a divorce

by mike stillone January 4, 2011

california straw twister

When some one takes a straw and sucks the shit out of another persons ass hole

man we were going weird she did a california straw twister

by MrKat May 30, 2016

the brave little toaster

Most obscure Disney film ever, it's very scary and features a toaster getting massacred

The brave little toaster was a scary movie

by SUMFURRYTHING June 13, 2016

European ass twister

The act of strapping a dildo to a ceiling fan and turning it on and having intercourse with it

I can't my daughter getting a European ass twister

by The Cosby sweater February 19, 2017