albuquerque turkey

When you discover a discarded tampon and a turd in the toilet. The brown and red resembles a turkey.

That chick left an Albuquerque Turkey in the toilet. She's nasty.

by Masta_Tee August 10, 2021

Turkey-Lurking

Turkey-Lurking means walking around randomly and aimlessly.

Why are you just turkey-lurking?

by Capn Majesty May 22, 2023

Tory Turkey

A member of the electorate in the United Kingdom who voted to enact the Conservative Party's policies, policies that are against that member's own interest.

Derived from "Turkey's who vote for Christmas"

The Tory Turkey voted for Brexit because he was told by Jacob Rees-Mogg order to lower energy costs, however, the value of the GBP to USD can be seen to crash on the Forex Graph on date of the referendum result, and since energy is bought in USD it means that energy became immediately more expensive upon getting Brexit as an outcome... the Tory Turkey in fact voted to make energy prices more expensive!

by Juanco March 3, 2023

turkey dinner

A complicated reverse felch, a Turkey Dinner involves sucking your ejaculate out of your partner's vagina and spitting it into her rectum. She then positions herself over you to push out the ejaculate and feces in a mic that looks like mashed potatoes and gravy... ala a "turkey dinner."

I thought we'd change form our usual Cleveland Steamer ritual tonight for a little turkey dinner!

by SmileDocVic August 24, 2006

Turkey Tracks

Marks left in the toilet after the unloading of a massive deuce.

That one kinda hurt when it came out. I hope I didn't leave any turkey tracks.

by Cole Freese March 27, 2008

cold turkey

A way to wuit without using any products or 12 step program. I hear it is very hard and irritating

Bella tried going cold turkey for smoking but gave up three days later

by DizzyLizzy January 20, 2007

Pink Turkey

when u give a girl the pink slipper and then get down on ur knees and blow that inverted rectum until that shit bleeds.

last night I fell down some stairs cause im a clumsy bitch and then Rupert gave me a pink turkey and left.

dad-steve did you just give ur sister a pink turkey??????

son-no way dad ur gross teheheheh!

dad- youre grounded lol

by the scumpster April 25, 2010